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Shit!
Come on.
Welcome to paradise, and the name's Dante!
And I often, often enjoy a nice glass of lemonade.
She's closing in at 14 knots, bearing 166.4.
No!
Calm down. What does it look like?
I'll go check on the others.
Get the coast guard on the line.
Maybe they, like, pump drugs
Wow.
What... What are you doing?
Now, if you two need anything else, anything at all,
Take it easy, man. I'm L.A.P.D.
That's right underneath us.
Yes?
Sir, it's Merced.
Can I help you?
Well...
This is Seabourn Legend bearing 80 degrees east-northeast.
we have the Diamond Jewelers of America with us tonight.
Alex, can you hear me?
Okay. That's it!
Why would he do that? I don't know.
The gangplank! Get the gangplank!
Don't quite know how to respond to that.
Yes. Yes, it's working.
You could wedge something into it underneath the ship,
The tournament's on right behind him.
You flooded it. There's no way to get there.
Now, please...
You just told me to open them!
Come on, hurry up.
Stop! Stop!
at a multimillion-dollar jewelry collection?
Oh, man! Move us out!
It's dead.
Not married.
with my sister and me?
Oh, my God! The boat is moving!
Want me to step on your feet?
Get down!
Harder!
No. Not at all.
I advise you to start the evacuation procedure.
Maybe you should just leave the propeller alone, huh?
All right, look.
It's really big, Mom.
On my command!
You're okay?
Come back! You stay with me!
Sir, he's highly irrational.
Oh, no, you don't.
Annie!
Nice tropical shower.
You're gonna get us all killed!
who was the officer injured in today's high-speed chase.
Come in, Eindhoven Lion.
Why would I mind?
All right, watertight doors are closed.
It's the little things, you know, that I'm still trying to get used to.
Hold your fire, gentlemen, he's too far!
Neither one of us has ever dated longer.
But we can't leave without her!
Nice working with you, as always.
Time is running out.
I wanna slow it down.
So...
- No, it's a great idea. - No.
Your Video SUCKS and Here's why
And then I got pushed away!
It would be a shame if anything happened to her.
Where's your friend Annie?
Abandon your ship!
You all right?
Sir, get yourself to a lifeboat!
Oh, wait a minute.
How can there not be a horn?
Harvey, wait for me!
They're downstairs in storage, and I'll bring them up
The ship will stop in exactly 3 minutes.
- They'll find her. - She's got to be here somewhere!
Help! Help!
You're a madman, Shaw!
- You know your way around the ship? - Yeah.
We're loading the lifeboats, sir.
I'll Be Watching You Ballon Watch
No, no, no! Don't climb out!
Who does the tidying up? I do.
It looks like the Seabourn Legend isn't faring too well.
Oh, yeah, it will.
Damn it.
Yeah. We use those lines all over the ship.
Got it. Excuse me.
Watch out!
Falling in love
They're slowing us down.
Keep an eye on it.
I'll take care of the ship.
Come on.
Pull the slack!
Anyone!
My badge number?
Side.
Why? I mean, all of the sudden, I have Love Boat fever.
You have no idea!
Okay, where?
You only turn one wheel at a time.
Damn, man.
At first I thought this was a heavy fog bank, but it's not moving.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
just as soon as I get this lovely couple to their cabin.
That's it.
Don't.
Can't you see I'm on a date?
Don't let go of me!