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What happened? Did it hurt your fingers?No.
Who would be in charge of that?
That was unpleasant.
Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.
No, no.
Not a good time, Sheldon.
How late?Two days.
I love the first three.
Okay, anytime...
[knocking on door]SHELDON: Mom?
of the 20th century.
Well, when I presented them with my plan,
Wait here, I'm-a go get you some eggs.
[knocking on door]SHELDON: Great news!
I NEED TO BECOME A JEWISH PERSON
hanging over his pants?Mom?
Hello.
A yarmulke. A yama-what?
This just wasn't part of our plan.
I don't need the world knowing my business.
but I'm gonna need a raise.
Hey, Connie.
I really can.
heat of the moment.
You don't seem terribly enthusiastic.
"Why weren't you Sheldon?"
freaked out about having twins.
That's true.
with sliced pickles and...
she was moved to tears. I don't know how I do it.
Really?Quiz me.
If I'm pregnant, George is gonna flip out.
Okay.
It is a coaster I crocheted at Bible camp.