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Hello.
No, no.
she was moved to tears. I don't know how I do it.
What happened? Did it hurt your fingers?No.
That's true.
Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.
heat of the moment.
This just wasn't part of our plan.
I love the first three.
Okay.
with sliced pickles and...
Not a good time, Sheldon.
Well, when I presented them with my plan,
[knocking on door]SHELDON: Great news!
freaked out about having twins.
I really can.
You don't seem terribly enthusiastic.
"Why weren't you Sheldon?"
Hey, Connie.
Wait here, I'm-a go get you some eggs.
A yarmulke. A yama-what?
[knocking on door]SHELDON: Mom?
How late?Two days.
It is a coaster I crocheted at Bible camp.
Okay, anytime...
I NEED TO BECOME A JEWISH PERSON
but I'm gonna need a raise.
Who would be in charge of that?
That was unpleasant.
hanging over his pants?Mom?
I don't need the world knowing my business.
If I'm pregnant, George is gonna flip out.
of the 20th century.
Really?Quiz me.