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You've worked on your Turk impression since college.
Your lips, my ass, they should meet.
Hey, keep your head up, you're doing a good job.
The women are men. The children are men. The men, of course, men!
You should be excited about meeting people over there.
[Copy machine whirring]
- Get out while you still can. - [Intern] Hmm.
"Oh, baby, we're going all night. No, wait, don't move!
This explains a lot.
So you're going to the university for a transplant!
Just... doing some inventory... sir.
Get ready, she's been off the pill for a week.
- Yes. I'll be right in, baby. - OK.
OK, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go with "ow."
- Yep. - I've been thinking about
because I know when Turk's sad, he likes me to come over in my boxers,
Hey, Keith! I just called upstairs to see how Mr. Kellerman was doing.
Not you, Omar. I love your people.
Don't sweat it. I used to hide here when I worked at this place.
to get pumped up to talk to you? Here.
It's free in private... [purrs]
I just don't get it, Turk.
Nice ass, grandma!
[Panting]
When it starts blinking, a situation has ten seconds to resolve itself
his diuretic in the first place! I'm forced to ask,
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