Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Five real relationships. One serious. All ending in break-ups.
Seriously?
He broke it off after only three weeks.
Okay.
Whenever Miranda was feeling stressed, she went for a long walk.
Excuse me. Huge Yankee fan.
So?
Today our dish wasn't so private.
No, really, you can't.
Me, James, and his tiny penis: We're one big happy family.
It's what?
No. I don't know why I said that.
These are cold.
But there was no joy in Mudville.
I'm gonna go get the check.
Or should we ignore all the bad feelings and throw ourselves back in the game?
Something gave me the strength to ask the new Yankee out.
Break-up rule number three:
AII right, then I'II go.
Maybe I'm the new Carrie. Let's blow this hot dog stand.
It's not Iike that--
In a world where leaving each other seems to be getting more frequent....
SIow down.
I thought you just gave me one.
The former love of her life.