Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell is that, baby?
You ready for Vegas tomorrow?
who's done nothing to you? no one.
Sing the song for Mr. King! Come on.
In two weeks, you came back and ruled!
His majesty needs you in the corner.
Now I'm gonna get you!
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My dad says crying is for pussies
It's not your fault, Sasha.
And my mommy and daddy just passed.
All right?
We want King! We want King!
You're right. I don't.
If you do it, Jimmy King'll get hurt tonight. Don't.
See you in hell.
Alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore
There’s a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours… SQUIRREL NUTS!!
And I'm not a virgin anymore.
- Good to have you back, brother! - Good to be back, brother.
Jimmy King!
Stop!
He gave them an address. St. Francis Motor Court.
...dreams can come true.
I can't.
Come on, this is nothing!
He's immortal, timeless. He can raise the dead!
You're such the Ponch!
Here, girls. Here, here, here.
- He's gonna make it. - Oh, good.
- Really? - Yeah.
Me: Darkmatter's fake
...otherwise they're gonna repossess them.
Damn Diamond Dallas Page!
Baker Mayfield.. Tom Brady Come on downnnn!
Good. Whores.
Ladies and gentlemen...
My dad...
Scumbags and whores. Great. Thank you. You've been a lot of help.
We'll take care of him from here.
Jimmy was never very bright.
We're gonna get you that belt back.
No back talk.
...in my business...
Can I have a Butterfinger too?
Up the middle.
What's going on?
Well, your dream is stupid!
See you at noon.
...or they crap in their pants. Come on, wuss, move it!
...you're still the same dumb trailer hitch I discovered 14 years ago.
You'll win the money and get your belt back. That's our mission.
My heart's right here in Lusk.
the script is off our conversations yes drama play home scene yes act make no speak communiate family period drama misglukkenshaballonken. misglunkence. yes recorded in fmv and said drama yes show yes black yes everyday life.
...George "The Animal" Steele, Superfly Snooka...
Ungrateful tub of lard, that's what he was.
The King of Rock is holding court tonight.
Let's get ready to SNUGGLE!!!!!!!
No place like home.
You remember when Macho Man threw you off the rail?
Sean!
I ought to kick your ass, freak!
That was a snap-mare.
Where the waving wheat Sure smells sweet
Don't do it, Dad.
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey, eggs and bakey, stop being stanky
Lol
Why not?
Count your money, midget.
I'm Gordie.
Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
Excuse me.
...I have a terrible vibe about this whole thing.
Wait a minute. They're all attacking Jimmy King!
You're gonna be a cop, little mister.
Tomorrow we rejoice! We rejoice!
It's a little strange, but what are we supposed to do?
Steel cage? Done! When?
Come on in.
Jimmy King is the best wrestler
What's going on here? He just stopped in his tracks.
I'm sorry that I took off on you...
Rolled right off his tongue.
Hope I broke it.
- Thirty dollars. - Show it to me.
Come on. Last, but not least...
Tag me! Tag me!
MGM tonight! Pay per view be there!
Oh, yes, boys. Jimmy King is gonna bitch-slap Diamond Dallas.
Time for me to get rid of all this junk.
W-W-K-D.
Come on, I feel bad.
I just had to kick you in the diddly again.
Me!
Sean, are you okay, man?
I need you in my corner, man.
who's filling in for dana wolton? yu ho.
Would that be raw sewage I'm smelling?
Oh, my God.
And this is the final lesson.
Come on, King.
A new first. Four weeks from tonight, MGM Grand, pay-per-view.
This place is no good for a wrestler.
All right, whackers, go home.
Page vs. King! Page vs. King!
- Why are you doing this? - It's us!
King!
Welcome to EZ Take-Out Burger. How may I help you?
But I just try and play the cards that's dealt me.
What would King do?
- Kick his leathery ass! - Destroy him!
Listen. You need a posse of guys who are gonna support you.
Yeah, please?
What? French toast dipped in shit.
That truck and that business were all my dad left me when he died.
Lesson one: Never reveal your weaknesses.
God bless America!
You want the belt?
There's a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours, squirrel nuts!
I'll see you, okay?