Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He is the Alpha and the Omega.

Everyone is very excited, because rumour has it

Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?

Are you there, God?

A tampon? What's a tampon?

and growing and learning from obstacles.

- What should we ask him? - We have to think carefully!

It is indeed four days until the new millennium

Your father never went through puberty?

and if I can't menstruate, then by God,

because of an acute colon infection.

it does indeed say that something

Well, I should think the most logical solution would be hormones.

- It's Dad. - God?

Father in Heaven, please let tonight's show go well.

and I'm finding out all about our goddess powers!

but he has taken another step out, Tom.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

Yeah, yeah, yeah! We've heard that crap for about 2,000 years now,

we're supposed to reach into this little dish and pull out a word.

Just make an appearance.

My child, you are a boy.

Dude, Cartman can't hit puberty before us!

I'm not gonna sit around and be the only periodless eight-year-old boy.

This is Jesus we're talking about!

We knew you could do it, Jesus!

Did you hear that, everybody?

Life is about problems,