Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So get an escort. - By escort, you mean prostitute?
Yeah.
had one of our famous
Because you're gonna bring your own date.
OLDER TED; Sandy Rivers was the face ofMetro News 1,
I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave-hookers,
Um, there's gonna be this big banquet.
and the school board took away my naptime...
Special Education
the most low-budget cable news channel ever,
Put me down for two.
- Yeah, it won't be weird. - Thank you.
where they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head?
Oh, wow, This is really a surprise,
(STAMMERING) No, it's just this guy at the station.
Should we go?
All you have to do is be that confident with every girl you meet
She has no idea that Ted thinks she's a hooker.
Robin, Sandy... Rivers,
(STAMMERING) I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you.
B, you get to have sex with her.
"Mary is not really a prostitute."
Pouring Dom Perignon down a bathtub drain.
never checked out. By the way, you know what's super fun?
advocatitum.
Right.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds great.