Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She slapped me and stormed off.

I was just trying to make Ted jealous.

Come on, Ted. Let's get you a hooker. It'll be fun.

My story on Pickles, the singing dog,

- Oh, what firm? - Douglas, O'Halloran and Stamp.

Yeah? Maybe it's too bad we don't have a room.

Oh, which Sandy do we want today? Uh...

No, it's illegal. And did I mention gross?

- Is that allowed? - Yes, it's encouraged.

- or to actually have sex with? - Yes.

And, you know, if Ted likes her, she's probably pretty cool.

You think I'm gonna stick you with some toothless tranny from the Port Authority?

You just insulted someone I hate by referencing something I love.

- Pretty good on your feet. - Are you flirting with me?

I hate this guy.

Yeah, I can't believe you let her and Lily go to the ladies' room together, man.

Fine, Do what you want,

What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution?

I'm sorry, dude. It was funny.

(ROBIN GIGGLES)

I don't think it'll be weird.

- and you'll make a ton more money. - Well, guess what, Barney?

- What? - Barney paid for her.

Robin is still pissed at me after, you know...

And there's an open bar.

I have a feeling Victoria's gonna be around for a long time.

- Barney? - See you in two shakes, Mar.

- Oh, yes! - Word up!

Dude, your narrow-minded views on professional fornicators