Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- There's not enough money in the world. - Oh, thank God.
You know, this is one of the nicer hotels I've ever been in.
Come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.
Tonight we celebrate the very best in broadcasting
"Pass me a towel. P.S. I have sex for money."
Room 1506, my treat. You kids go nuts.
Look, a beer.
So what happened? She took you up to a hotel room on the first date.
but, well, considering, I'm just gonna say it.
What were you guys talking about over there?
Oh, yeah, my friend did the remodel.
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Fifty-seven days.
unlike you and sadly my fiancé.
Oh, well, good for them.
Have... you met the white sox?
No, Ted. I'm a paralegal.
Mary's a prostitute?
I can't believe I'm on a date with a hooker.
Barney, is that true?
Just met Mary ourselves. Don't know too much about Mary.
Nice.
A really hot... A hooker!
- Robin's bringing a date. - Oh. Okay, that's not weird.
Dude, it's the world's oldest profession.
ROBIN: So, Mary the paralegal.
It looks bad, is what it looks like, You cannot do this,
Ted, you need a lady, and I've got the next best thing. Mary.
Marshall, she is a really cool girl when you get to know her,
Oh, same thing as you. I read the paper every morning.
Okay. To bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically