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This beautiful woman,
I just wasn't expecting you to call in the middle of everything.
He just had invasive surgery.
Are you worried, dear?
- Everyone's heard of him. - He's huge, right?
I'm so sorry.
Well, we completed surgery. He's stable. He's resting now.
Whatever happens, we'll be all right.
God and, I assume, your husband.
Not like a clogged toilet. Am I right?
I'm a horrible person.
Maybe the most stressful night of your life.
- It's pretty impressive. - Thank you.
They don't believe in birth control.
No. No, it's not fucking national.
I heard they sold out every VCR they had in stock.
Like pronto.
Because she bailed and left me alone again.
Tell you what, let me answer your question with a question.
You know, actually, I should stay and help clean up.
Knee!
Yeah. I... I better get home.
I'm sorry. We don't have the whole insurance thing totally covered.
Come and see me for your assignments.
God, someone call a fucking ambulance, please!
Of course.