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Growing up, my mom said I had a really big chin...
...say it louder! -I'm upset!
WHEN DARKMC IS BOTFRAG 5 games in a row
Would you characterise his conduct as extreme, Andrew?
Wanna grab the shakers?
We got Buddy Rich here
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
I've been deeply indebted to her ever since.
I'm not at Shaffer anymore.
Excuse me. Could I get a B-flat?
Are you one of those single-tear people?
- I gotta get my sticks. -No, stay away from the car.
Alternates, you wanna clean the blood off my drum set?
Get your sticks and get your ass on-stage. On-stage!
That there is nothing in the world more important to me than you?
Yeah.
...or you don't know you're out of tune...
...in the practice room working on his double-time swing.
Tom Brady.
And I loaded the pantry up with Gushers.
Don't you know that?
That's it.
Why would you give it to Neiman? Right?
I hope you play it a lot better than you did last month.
Neiman, where are you, man? Call time was 5.
No musicians in the family?
We will stay here for as long as it takes until one of you faggots can play in time.
- This is good. -You get on that?
.
I feel really homesick sometimes.
Keep playing! Keep playing! Keep playing!
...whatever, now might be a good time.
- See you after the show. -Absolutely.
Okay, man, ready?
Why do you suppose i just wiped in the middle of your raid Danny?
- Neiman lost it. -Yes, sir.
Yeah, hello?
You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped piece of shit...
- I like pizza. -Yeah, I know this great pizza place.
- I mean, the food's good too, but... -No, the pizza's really good.
No musicians in the family?
- You the new alternate? -Yeah. I'm Andrew Neiman.
...what it was I was doing at Shaffer.
- Here. -At 7 p.m.
- Am I late? -Perfect timing.
Yeah, I guess maybe you don't have it.
Is that really the fastest you can play, you worthless Hymie fuck?
So Fordham was just like a random school?
Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
- Who wants dessert? -Heard from Lincoln Center?
But he didn't know...
It's been a while since I talked to you.
- We 're moving on-stage. - I got locked in my car. I'm coming.
Your mom sounds insane.
Come on in, Connolly.
I don't know if you heard.
Yeah.
to make sure Terence Fletcher is never allowed to this to another student.
I'm first year.
...just proves my point, really.
Gentlemen, ladies, I apologise...
Thanks.
Same thing.
Not quite my tempo. It's all good. No worries. Here we go.
- I can do... -No. We'll go with Connolly now.
Five, six, and...
- What's your name? -it's okay. No big deal.
Five-- Ready? Okay.
- The tempo? -Were you rushing or dragging?
or are you gonna be on my time?
Listen up, Cocksuckers.
...because your mind's on a Happy Meal instead of on pitch.
You know I would stop you from doing that?
Listen, when you get to be my age, you get perspective.
I gave Connolly the chart this morning.
What the hell was that noise?
That, to me, is an absolute tragedy.
On the other hand...
Reeds.
Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.
Got it?
Good job
Piece of shit. I'll fucking kill you.
Yeah.
Stop. Now answer my question.
Andrew.
We will stay here for as long as it takes until one of you faggots can play in time.
The spell was the problem i didnt have fire spell
- No. -Does the studio get you a job?
That's exactly my point.
are you hedging or are you edging?
- Rushing. -So you do know the difference.
I hope you play it a lot better than you did last month.
Neiman...
- I'm messing with you. -What? Oh, my God.
And then Charlie thinks to himself, Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job.
What, are you in a fucking a cappella group? Play the goddamn kit.
Were you wiping or were you smudging
- Now is not the time, I swear to God. -I can play it, okay?
I didn't know they allowed retards.
Keep playing! Keep playing! Keep playing!
You know, you actually do look quite a bit like a leprechaun.
Cherokee. From the top.
You know that for a fact?
I'm okay. Thanks.
NOW, SIGN UP FOR THE FUCKING RAID.
- I'm Nicole. -Nice to meet you, Nicole.
Then why did you stop playing?
https://forum.cm-ss13.com/t/event-guidelines/1646
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
But I tried.
Same spot. Three, four.
When someone puts you on speaker
Well, Fordham was Fordham.
I don't know.
- You would've cut me by now. -Try me, you fucking weasel.