Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah.
The talent at this table, that is stunning.
Before I continue, would that player care to identify himself?
The kit is a fucking tonal catastrophe. Get it in tune, all right?
...and that's bad enough.
How do you know who wins in a music competition? Isn't it subjective?
What the fuck you doing?
You walk in here an alternate, you could be the new core.
When bro changes gun skins after losing all night
So, are you upset? Yes or fucking no?
I guess he got discouraged.
- Hello? -Hey, Nicole, it's Andrew.
Not quite my metric
I don't really think he likes jazz music.
...which means they're some of the best musicians in the world.
That was a little extra avant-garde there from the rhythm section.
Yes.
- Catch on quick. Are you in Model UN? -I got a reply for you.
- Can't? -Yeah.
Thank you, Joe.
Hey. Hey, hey-
One, two...
I see you in here a lot, and I think that you're really pretty and...
- Did you hear, Jim? -No, what?
I don't have a major yet.
Work?
- That make it better? -Yeah, little bit.
You think I'm fucking stupid?
YOU HEAR ME C***SU****S? YOU BETTER START SHITTING ME PERFECT QUESTIONS
Three, four.
His mother claims this started during his time as Fletcher's student.
Whoever it is, this is your last chance.
AA AA
Andrew?
This place is nice.
- Your mother, what does she do? -I don't know. She left when I was a baby.
I guess he's more of a teacher, really.
I'm guessing most of you folks have heard--
Me to Nestor when hes benching the bar
Fudd has a chance of getting put back in, so why would he jeopardise that?
Last time I saw you, you were very tiny.
Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo?
That's great.
I'm part of Shaffefls top jazz orchestra...
You will be banned!
- Good. How are you? -Good, thanks.
Are MVARs leading Or are they Lagging?
...other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.
Good morning, everybody.
Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this...
Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early.
That's my fucking tempo
Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
What did you do to your hand?
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Yeah.
Give a calculator to a Wagner Coach and he's gonna try turning on a TV with it
See the tempo marking on there?
This scared, skinny kid...
...I'd rather just, you know, break it off clean.
...and he was really struggling.
They're trying to outlive their wives so they can be bachelors again.
Milk the cunt!
That's a great kit.
- I can use Ryan's sticks. -Neiman, you lost the fucking part.
Okay.
The next Charlie Parker.
The truth is, Andrew...
- Saw that. -Okay.
Maybe it's time...
Neiman. Stick around a minute.
What did you do to your hand?
Maybe now's the time for Neiman to earn the part.
Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do?
I don't want you to worry about hits now. Just tempo, okay?
End of story.
oi oi
Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.
It's just life.
Look, I don't really know how--
So, Neiman, go ahead, jump on the kit, take it from the top.
Answer!!!
That is a double-time swing.
Accent, yeah...
I'm warming up the band now.
I'm upset
Are you playing an instrument yet?
Keep playing!
But I don't-- I don't...
I feel really homesick sometimes.
So, Neiman, go ahead, jump on the kit, take it from the top.
- I'm Nicole. -Nice to meet you, Nicole.
I'm part of Shaffefls top jazz orchestra...
Short-.
...say it louder! -I'm upset!
- That's a good laugh, right? -I'm sorry.
...and, like, complain about our schools again.
I can still fucking see you, Mini-Me!
I don't know. I guess it's just the people. I don't know if they like me very much.
Stop.
That’s been your problem? The Seat Height?
...you're done.
I get off at 7 on Monday.
- Are you driving, man? -No.
What's your name?
...you fucking pathetic, pansy-ass fruit fuck.
- Good. How are you? -Good, thanks.
Rhythm and soloists, bar 45.
- The usual? You want, like--? -No.
FLETCHER: So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!, SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!!!! NEIMAN: I'M UPSET!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I really like the music that they play.
And you're not?
Do not touch this kit.
Show me.
Well, that's okay, Charlie. That was all right. Good job.
Jenkins right now: I'm upset!
You know, people change and things work out.
...or if you make one fucking mistake...
Now, this one really upsets me. We have a TONE-DEAF director here.
- Yes. What is that? -Dotted 16th note.
- I'm upset. -Louder.
So, if you gleam in the moonlight with Tiffany… It won't be good for Tiffany, it would be good for me.
...because Jones threw a cymbal at his head.
I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people talk about me...
- No Swedish Fish? -No, not today.