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(RHYTHMIC SQUELCHING)
You made my Italian dream come true.
It's against the law.
maybe it's a way of soothing yourself
- Anyway. - Yeah, anyway. (GROANS)
It's in those moments you realize just how much
Maybe we should get a taxi, Dad.
(APPLAUSE)
Oh.
GREG: Release your grip a little bit.
You always do this with certain people.
Yes, ma'am.
-(BIRDS CHIRPING) - ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
I don't-- I don't think that.
I just feel like... (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
(TANYA GROANS)
- We weren't sure for a while. - Yeah. We've debated it a lot.
- Oh, no. - BERT: Yeah.
so you don't see any of the other stuff.
- Got to exercise, you know? - ALBIE DI GRASSO: Dad! Over here.
all in the same bed?
{\an8}MIA:
Well, you can tell her your feelings
{\an8}(BOTH LAUGH)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(CLEARS THROAT) Uh... Listen. - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
PORN ACTRESS: (MOANING) I can't believe how hot--
Uh, buongiorno.
-(HARPER SCOFFS) - Why are you threatened by them?
Yeah. But, I mean, couldn't someone else do it?
You're just-- you're a full-of-shit man.
(GROANS)
I still don't understand why Abby isn't here.
Thank you very much.
What kind of girl or person do you wanna, you know,
on my room and add...
We drank by the pool, we had dinner,
RESORT GUEST 2: Is that cheese, or...
I think I just need to...
- DAPHNE: What'd they say? -(BREATHES DEEPLY)
I don't know, like, up my meds or something.
why they're not attracted to them anymore.
I'm afraid I will need to add their names on your room,
DAPHNE: Nice.
♪ (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
What are we talking about?
Yeah, I'm just, um... It's-- My boss is just...
I don't know what my problem is.
BERT: So, your employer doesn't want you around, huh?
♪ (MUSIC TURNS TENSE) ♪
You know?
- Okay. - ALBIE: Yeah.
- You look so pink. - GREG: Here.
Not at all. When there's a young, pretty lady around,
You change your mind about everything constantly.
Okay. (LAUGHS)
Sure.
Well, she was very sick, so...
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
What's with the boner?
(VESPA ENGINE REVVING)
(SCOFFS) What a view.
it almost killed me.
-(DAPHNE CHUCKLING) - What's that supposed to mean?
And then takes me for a drive on his Vespa.
- This is the spot. - PORTIA: (CHUCKLES) Right here.
But it's just, like, are these the kind of people