Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...be whistling that specific song? The odds would be astronomical.
lt's a knockoff of Old Spice.
Eva. Eva.
lf you're going to stick two in there, you're gonna need a lot of lubricant.
It's like a torpedo No head
So that's what you do here.
Maybe because they represent a decline of this once glorious city...
lnspector. l got these lipticks from Marlene Alsmere.
lt's Eva?
Hi, l'm Deuce-- Biggest lady l've ever seen.
-Sorry. -Now, if you want to compete...
Baby walk to Mommy.
Kaiser! Get your old ass back in the booth!
famed Mark
l'm a scenic artist.
Hey, little friend. l guess l owe you a big..
Hey, how many people get to do this on their honeymoon?
He's the Jackie Robinson of ass-eating.
Oh, shit. Heinz ain't passed out. Heinz is dead.
l can't touch doorknobs, l snap my fingers when l see a bus.
Don't worry about it, Sherlock Ho. l ain't gonna let you out of my sight.
Kate, this is my new friend, Eva.
Look, l understand this must be very difficult for you...
See you around, T.J.
Okay, l gotta go now, Ma.
Homo
...where the streets ain't safe for male prostitustes?
ls this truck full of marijuana? Can't you read the sign?
lt's makes my esophageal lining swell up...
You're such a racist. l got half a mind to stop helping you save me.
l'm kind of embarrased of my job too. What do you do?
-She'll be fine, sir. -All right.
...we really need you on the set. All the guys are waiting.
Good choice.
...as he was for a Turkish Snow Cone.
l'm sorry. Bells make me do that.
-I ain't gay! -The suspected killer...
-Bite me! -You sure?
But why? What did man-whores ever do to you?
...this would have never happened.
Now the award you've all been waiting for:
-l don't mind. -l'm kind of embarrased of my job.
...are right here under one roof, all asking:
...a night where we celebrate guys who can get wood no matter what.
Baby walk to Mommy.
What's with all these red lights?
What's over there?
Trayvon Son Stoner Steve
I am! And I did!
He was also a suspercilious cunt.
What?
-Gone down the wrong hole, l think. -Check, please.
It’s ok! You tried.
l don't normally drink red wine so....
-You idiot. -He is still at large...
-...chicken and waffles? -Really?
Only until l can prove my friend T.J.'s innocent.
Vladmir Suckmeov.
Then all these man-whore murders started.
What do you want, T.J.? l'm busy.
How come you didn't tell them l wasn't gay?
Never been high, never gonna be.
When they came for our Juul's I'm ashamed to say...I stood down!
She's the woman that made me start into prostitustion...
-So, what do you do? -l just got fired.
Gdwb
Which means any one of you could be next.
...or have a gigantic schlong like Heinz Hummer.
l thought l'd go with a tux and satin chaps with my ass-plug cuff link..
l've went out with every girl on that list in Holland.
Twatsickle
Those gigolos don't know what they're talking about.
lt's got all the clients that went out with the dead gigolos.
This.
Andy Reid Has a message for the Refs
Oh, hey.
Man, why you gotta bring up Delisha like that?
What's that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?
Bye, Deuce.
He was charging the same price for straight sex...
What's that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?''
I’LL TAKE MY 3 INCHES ELSEWHERE
l'd like to never see that.
lf you let a woman know you care, maybe she'll give you an lrish Facial.
He was the first guy to keep from shooting his load...
But not now because l'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch.
No more spacecakes for you.
gg
This is the list from the man-whore union.
l would love to hear some Latin music.
Chadsworth Buckingham. Comes from a long line of ho's.
She's turning 13. We need all this pot for the party.