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...and could block my throat-hole.
Come, come.
A male appendage.
l joined this union some 20-odd years ago for two reasons:
When the McCrady family Does respond to my wife
The only thing a woman love more than a man-ho...
Hey, man, keep your voice down.
l knew sooner or later someone would figure it out.
What’s that thing hanging off of your, He-poosay
l'm lactose intolerant.
His he..
Soy Rodrigo Bolas de Madera
And you found it in the pocket of a trench coat hanging in the closet?
Excusse me.
The Man-whore Killer did this?
His he..
Glenn
It was some weird guy. He tried to touch my ball..
-Where's Eva? -Eva's gone to the Man-whore Awards.
ln Thailand, l got a job in a carnival sideshow, eating broken glass.
Excusse us for a moment, Deuscey.
There is no parking in the white zone.
It was my first semester at Man-whore University.
That is not a dick in my hand.
But l know Heinz would like to be remembered for most...
...and wanted to see for himself.
Cunt
...crazy-gay, you know?
l was never able to satisfy a woman. l'll see to it that they won't either.
This is no pot-related fatality. This is no ganja accident.
l don't want you to treat me differently.
Before we present the award for Man-whore of the Year...
...l think l saw the real killer.
Before that, you could only get chicken or waffles.
Give this to my mama.
Uncle, you home?
People see a lot of crazy things when they're high on spacecake.
How much you getting for a Filthy Ramirez these days?
Hey, look at that.
l can't hear you! l'll be out in a minute!
Gaspar!
Thank you.
Well, l'll see if the penis knows any.
Harder! Bite me harder!
-T.J.? -I'm in Amsterdam.
That shit's the real Loch Ness monster.
Oh, the siren.
Deuce, you saved the Man-whore Society.
Hi.
...we shall learn how to give a lady a proper Portusguese Breakfast.
l'm from Canada and l'm wasted!
l am Heinz Hummer. l'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay?
Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Well, how do you know he's a tourist? l mean, he could be a local.
-Shut up! -Oh, shit!
-Like, where l'm going? Vermont? -Look, T.J...
Awesome!
...put a clothespin on your nose.
-Get down! -l don't wanna die!
l got her right here in my duffle bag.
-Sit down. -lt's good to see you.
Do you really think all a woman wants...
-Where is he? -l don't know.
That's very nice. Thanks.
i'll take my 3 inches else where
...and then communicates directly with a global satellite system.
''What?'' Did l offend you? Are you going to shock and awe me?
l'm Eva.
-Yes, they do, liar. -No, they don't.
Maybe you should check my pockets for weapons of mass destruction!
Let's get chicken and waffles. My treat.
l thought this was a coffee shop.
lf l'm a murderer, they'll welcome me home with open arms.
-We all look alike? -No, that's not it.
-You're not gonna hurt her, are you? -You can never be too careful.