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...on all his victims?
l mean.... l'm Deuce.
Hey, everybody. l'm home.
-You gotta keep your bitches in line. -Yeah.
Hold it right there.
Did anybody hurt you in there?
My uncle is the killer!
...or to defecate on our historic cobblestone streets.
The old guy in the walker's one of your ho's?
l wasn't, but if you wanna talk about it, cool.
l'm Deuce Bigalow. l'm a gigolo from America.
-Don't go in there. Stop! -Gaspar. Gaspar.
''Daddy. Daddy.
-What's he doing here? -l found him passed out in the alley.
I bit your mom ya fuck
l don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted.
-Yous sure you don't want any? -No.
I’m ver beesy
Put some elbow in it.
This is pretty good cake, though.
Baby hungry? Want booby?
Happy birthday, son, you got a bracelet.
-What is this? -Spacecake.
Retarded Huh? That’s a pretty big word for a retard
Hang it to the left.
You're shaking.
Got myself a houseboat, some ho's.
So l thought l'd come over here and make a killing.
Gasov. You mind changing that to the weather channel?
Here's your hashish.
Trust me, she's worth the wait.
You gotta get out of here!
-Here, let me get that for you. -Thanks.
Chu to Joy !!!!!!
No, no, no. lt's just high tide.
Feel my pimp hand
-Come on, l got it. -Hey, you little bastards.
l miss him and his mangina.
He told you how to hide money in every orifice.
And went to a community college.
l'm a fish enthussiast.
When your little bony ass had SARS, who got you out of quarantine?
Sure. Or maybe the Hamburglar did it and escaped with the Great Pumpkin.
I take my 3 inches elsewhere
Shimmer Lavender Love number 66. Discontinued in 1984.
l've heard of that. That's not so bad.
My ass is like one big, nasty cheese grater.
They'll be looking for me.
l put out this cigarette. God bless America.
The only thing left of him is this stick...
-lt's a little dry. -Keep eating. lt gets better.
...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.
l mean, l'm gonna corner the market. Check out my new bitches.
He heard it was big and jusicy...
l don't know why you've done this, but l'm gonna give you everything l've got.
Right. Right. Siren.
A woman...
I ain't gay!
A lot of women would love to have a guy's dick on their face.
My penis exploded.
-l gotta fart. -You gotta what?
Hey. l'm sorry about that, T.J. l must have gotten a contact buzz.
Trans Women When curious Men show up One of us One of us
l could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle...
The suspected Man-whore Killer...
Now, this is a good chance to sweet-talk the client.
l'll get it. Okay.
Are yous sure?
Fuck off, you Yank!
l think this belongs to you.
Shit.
What'd l tell you about making me look gay?
Glenn
-How did you know? -lt's, like, my top-five favorite fish.
What's this?
Ahoy there!
lt got me kicked out of school.
Come on, this is Sandals.
Hey, this thing is locked.
-Oh, my God. -Yes.
Come on in here.
That is four years of research.
-What is that? -Careful.
l mean, what could she have against man-whores?
Duecy. I gotta fart