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All my life l dreamed of being one thing: a gigolo.
-One of them is our killer. -Make sense.
Okay.
Hey, Lil' Kim, what's up?
So l guess we're all alone, huh?
Oh, don't worry about it, Deucey. This is Amsterdam.
l'm in blackface.
-Thank you. -Eva. Eva. Listen...
ls that why he puts lipstick...
They have one here at the aquarium.
His great-great-great grandmother gave Henry Vlll crabs.
-ls this okay? -You did miss a spot.
And l've seen some pretty gross things.
All right. l think l got it.
l really wanna show her a good time, you know?
-What are you doing? -lt's a penis enlarger.
Okay. How blond do you wanna go?
...this bracelet.
In his gayest murder yet, the homosexual Man-whore Killer...
Thanks, Deucey. Much appreciated.
To swim with dolphins.
Deucey.
Just a few pumps and it gets your thing bigger.
...so l can't help you.
You like......
You mix them up.
You have a nice watch
Oh, you haven't heard.
I do!
Hey, l'm a real good man-whore. Just go ask your mama.
lt's gonna be cold tomorrow.
The white zone..
What did they do to me?
That's a pretty big word for a man-whore.
...that will make you scream all night. Okay?
who's filling in for jayne sheeley? irene gray.
I take my 3 inches elsewhere
Come on this is Mexico They know what they're doing
On the other hand, far away could be good.
l got a real Janeane Garofalo situation back there, so go for it.
lt's pretty convenient, your friend killing off all the competition.
...but l found the lipstick. The same lipstick the killer used.
Whats that thing hanging off of your he pussy?
That? That's Enzo. He's ltalian.
My name is McManus.
Watch this.
You like them Big Hairy Balls, Don't chya
Go, go, go!
...as he was for a Portusguese Breakfast.
Now, this brother here, Kunta Kuntlicker.
Even worse Than it was
I want a man who's unemployed
...the gigolo with the most below.
-You gotta get back on the horse. -Horse? What horse?
That's where you is now.
l gotcha! l got..!
-Let's go. -l think l'm gonna puke.
Don't you wanna talk a little more? You seem very interesting.
Don’t touch my “B***’S...LOL
Now, get off me.''
These are the highest paid he-bitches in Europe.
...we can find out who the real killer is.
Bad pussy! Bad pussy!
Promise you won't laugh?
...all over my breasteses.
when drill and blast holes are 7cm away from the 'ideal' location
-...to this year's Man-whore Awards. -How's it going?
These gigolos are just ripping women off!
Oh, don't make me laugh. ''T.J.'s innocent.''
So a black man's gotta be at a chicken and waffles place?
T.J., the gay man's pimp.
You really should find a better hiding place.
l would like to take you from behind.
-Really? -Not normal-gay, but, you know...
-But, sir, it's my daughter's birthday. -lnspector.
A private area.
What's the matter? Why are you looking at me like that?
The white zone is for loading and unloading of vehicles only.
-You pig. -Oh, are you tired of swimming?
Distract her with your magic she-nis, l'll look for evidence.
That's racist.