Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Perv! -Give me them damn cameras.
-Find the rest of those bitches. -Those women live in other countries.
Get the Hell out of here!
Wait a second. Do l know you?
A technological breakthrough which might just save a life or two.
You were cold, you were frightened.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, your mama is in here.
Deucey, meet me back at the float-crib.
Any of yous guys want a blowjob?
That's what your mama said after l bang her.
Whatever
No, they don't.
lf he isn't a murderer...
l gotcha.
You mean like a date?
Pleasure her with...?
Wait a minute. That didn't sound right.
Well, in Europe, we don't unilaterally attack a country just to steal their oil.
We did it.
...attempting to dispose of his latest victim.
l like you.
...would you please welcome Assapopuslus Borealis.
Hey your mama in here
Those pictures, they come with the frames. l'm unable to have children.
The guy playing the piano.
But a gay pimp?
...got any she-johns lined up for tonight?
Musical-theater-gay.
Thank you, Gian-Carlo, for those kind words.
ln there? You work in there?
Thank you for bringing democracy to lraq.
This is where l live. This is my home.
My ass is like one big nasty cheese grater
What's your going rate, Douche?
-You left the trophy case open again. -Whoa, papa, that wasn't me.
During the final number, when these man-whores are gathered on-stage...
Hey Jr Thank You For Last Night
l bet you're glad he's dead.
Those mother fuckers!
l'll get that. l was a Boy Scout for almost a week.
l've never had any complaint from any of those freaks!
...by thinking about sports.
Don't tell nobody l'm not gay. Look at it:
They don't defecate on the streets.
Those gigolos robbed me of my manhood.
...or Turkish Snow Cone or an lrish Facial?
Like what?
lf you wanna stop me...
So if you gotta give a little mouth-to-south...
Hi.
Oh. You scared me.
...l strongly disagreed.
What is that?
You have nothing to worry about. l'm a fish expert, remember?
Oh, that's just some kid with a fin on his back, trying to scare us.
Unfortunate demise of a he-bitch
I miss him and his mangina.
Well, that depends. lf she wants it regular sneaky or extra sneaky.
Goddamn, white boy! Pack up that snatch-pole and go find the real killer!
-Cry with her. -Yeah!
She says that l am the killer, you stupido.
need usdt any of u guys want a blowjob?
l couldn't just leave him there.
''Please stop. lt's okay. You tried.
T.J.'s gay.
Take this Yo-Yo, Rob. Sell it to pay attorney fees.
-Where is he? -l swear l don't know.
That big ho got food everywhere.
...has now joined the search for the gay killer, Tiberius Jefferson.
The Man-whore Awards are coming up.
l am Rodrigo Bollas de Madera.
Good baby.
l already won it twice.
-You do? -l want a man who's unemployed.
This guy knows his shit.
Thank you very much.
You idiot!
Good.
All right. Hi, l'm Deuce Bigalow. Hi, l'm Deuce Bigalow.
l have been waiting for you, Mr. Bigalow.