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''New-jizz-fizz...
...made me go into prostitustion. l wanted to become a doctor, but....
ls thinking about him in his tighty whities...
Oh, man.
T.J.
And tonight l will get my revenge.
What are you doing?
...has been identified as Tiberius Jefferson Hicks.
-Enzo? He kill Enzo. -No, no, l didn't do it.
l'm telling you, you gonna have a good time, man, hush?
That's what your momma said, after I bang her!
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lt's the only chicken and waffle place in Holland.
They know what they're doing.
i'd like to never see that.
l can't believe you brought a dead man-whore in my home.
Women really like that?
Delicious.
Now let me give you all the lowdown on T.J.
Put that away. Cops. Cops!
The nicotine in that cigarette is poisonous.
-You know what really turns me on? -What?
Maybe buy her a wooden shoe.
l am here for my 12:30 ass-hair bleaching.
I am. And I did.
Yes.
Deucey, yos can do this.
But l did not stand up.
You must be able to pleasure a woman with..
Now, if you gotta use the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat.
Thank you for last night.
its tuesday ya'll gettin trippy mane?
Thank you for those kind words.
ls my wife gonna be okay in there?
Excuse me.
big words
l'm not a man-whore.
Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 10 from Helsinki is now arriving
lf you want marijusana, ganji or some freaky-deaky, you go to a coffee shop.
...l push this little button and:
well if it isn't squeak the gigalo with the most below
...it's what the astronauts eat. Like Tang.
Hey, can l see you when you get off work?
...becausse she wasn't satisfied with a Filthy Lopez.
...this union told we man-whores...
-And? -And we pour that in there.
Okay.
l started smoking again when l lost my job.
...is a very rare one.
Anybody got some antibacterial gel? l got burnt dick on my hand.
communicates directly with a global satellite system.
-l better get to work. -l'll be hearing from you.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave....
Well, you've been cleared of murder...
Shouldn't be that hard to pin the crime on your good friend Deuce Bigalow.
We'll go to the man-whore union. But be careful.
-What a pretty name. -My mother...
...then what was he doing checking out a dead man's penis?
Come, let me show you my float-crib.
One cheek at a time.
-She could easily be the killer. -The lipstick the killer uses...
...each member will be only allowed two tickets...
A woman doesn't care if you wear a Rolex watch...
His reputation.
I ain't gay
What do you know about it?
Do you know, they have gay-pride days.
Actually, l've got about 130.
Deuce, l can't thank you enough.
Oh, my God, why? He was just having his ass hair bleached.
I ain't gay
I'll be right down.
The first man-ho in space. They were studying...
This shirt's gonna be a great icebreaker.
And tell her she don't have to worry anymore about her baby.
l miss him and his mangina.
l wanna introduce you to my friend, Deuce Bigalow.
We gonna use your white ass as bait.