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All right.
Thanks. Thank you.
l heard that Heinz Hummer had a bit of a jealous streak.
People would think l'm gay.
There are rings of all sizes available, smaller for our Asian members.
We will die together, man-whore.
l am Heinz Hummer, the gigolo with the most below. K?
Man-whore down.
No wonder Amelia never came back!
lt's okay. Everyone's got a few weird habits.
Get off of my titty, you doped-up cracker!
...becausse l heard his schlong was so big and juicy.
What are they doing in there, anyway?
Let's go. Come on.
Okay, gigolo. Do you even know when a woman is having an orgasm?
Check it out. You know who this is?
-What's it for? -A device to prevent...
-You smell nice. What is it? -lt's Old Nice.
Have a good evening, hush?
That’s what yo mama said after I bang her
You're sure it's safe to feed the turtles?
l don't give a damn about that. lt's the ''extremely gay'' part.
My penis is uncircumcised.
-Deuce! -What?
Thank you for last night.
Man, what l wouldn't give....
She passed away a couple of years ago...
Excusse me. l think there's been a mix-up.
There is no such thing as an Extra Sneaky Castro.
And then what is next?
No shit?
That's the one. That's your grandma.
My mom said your wife got eaten on your honeymoon...
-Why aren't you in disguise? -l'm in disguise.
Big Deuscey in Amsterdam.
Take this Yo-Yo, Rob. Sell it to pay attorney fees.
Deuce!
l just gotta see what all the fuss was about.
You like that?
...l stood down!
-...but people still think you're gay. -Hey, hey, hey.
No head.
l won't let you!
l do.
-Who's that guy? -Gian-Carlo. Silverback he-bitch.
Damn. That old Kaiser's got legs.
Eva. Eva.
Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle.
Y'all know me.
Until this insane killer is apprehended...
A Filthy Ramirez? Where have you been?
Deuce. You're scaring me.
...that we were to stop having intercourse with underage girls...
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-Look where his hand is. -What the shit is this?
Those Motherfuckers!
Mr. Bigalow, l will find your pimp whether you help me or not.
Stupid he bitch
Not ten minutes go by and you got your mouth...
She's here in Amsterdam?
Yeah. l brought Kate.
What happens when you sneeze?
BACIAMI IL SENO
And it's all collected in the lining of my anus.
ls there someone waiting for you back home?