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l don't want nobody pissing on my toilet seat.
That's the blond lady with the leopard coat. This must be the killer.
-Go make me some money. -No way!
What do you say?
Get the hell out of here, Douche, before l have you thrown out.
So, what are you going to wear to the Man-whore Awards?
Hey… Your momma is in here!
But...
I do.
And maybe the real killer is someone...
Heinz.
Enzo
Bitches out here act like they never seen a pimp before.
You're lucky l was born with a spare.
l'll be seeing you again, man-whore.
Man, are you wasted.
Security! Stop them!
lt's okay. l know what l'm talking about.
...without setting off the faggot alarm?
Yeah but I’m disguised as a different black guy
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Today, these visusally-impaired senior citizens will fulfill a lifelong dream:
Our meteorologist Trus is sick today. Filling in is Henk van de Berg.
Fucking excellent.
-l'm sorry. -l was a phone-sex operator.
What am l gonna do if she tries to kill me?
Man, if l had a he-bitch like Heinz Husmmer...
-There's a bomb on the stage! -You idiot.
...as a different black guy.
Listen. Go get help. l'll get all the gigolos off the stage.
You'll die with the rest of them, Bigalow.
-Bye. -Okay.
Listen, everything l'm about to do is because l really care for you.
So you're above average.
-Enjoy. -Hashish?
I ain’t gay
Marrrrkk
You wanna win the Golden Boner?
Saw
Did you not just see me get thrown through a window?
Sorry, honey.
Liar!
-Mahmoud! -What's your excuse?
Deuce.
Holy shit.
l know who the killer is. l know who the killer is.
Do you want me to try?
-What? -Oh, yes.
Would you like some bread?
l'll put your name on the list.
The man-whore horse.
Is that assopoloulis?
Well, well, well. lf it isn't Deuce Not-So-Big-Below.
Please welcome your host for this evening. Johnny Vaughan.
Oh! l'm with the.. You're the k..
...sitting at his computer...
Eva, you don't have to do this.
And l saw someone.
It's your old buddy T.J. here.
So how about this next one? Svetlana Revenko.
I guess Trump just heard it was big and juicy And wanted to see for himself
Like hell l can't.
But nunow because I’m ver beezy, so leave me lone... BIITCH!
What are you gonna do?
You like them big hairy balls, don't you?
Give me..! Come on! Give me..!
l can't take it anymore.
That? That's Rodrigo. He's from Spain.
But.... But....