Granny's Spring Tonic - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E27]

Well, it seems to me Granny's tonic ought to fit in here somewhere.

It's the first week of spring And Granny's whoppin' up her tonic For to give to all the family and her kin Though it tastes mighty bitter It is good for man and critter Cause it gets your blood to runnin' free again Granny's brew

Let's go, Uncle Jed!

Yes, ma'am.

Won't much matter where he keeps his feet.

I reckon I know what you mean.

Those weak and puny clothes dummies with their narrow suits and their narrow shoulders and their narrow minds.

I did it because I'm sincerely interested in my work here, and I'm determined to become the best emplo... second best... employee in your bank.

All right, all right.

There's my car.

Wedding?

Well, I reckon the first thing I'd better do is sign them papers you got for me.

Come on into the parlor.

I'd say, everybody willing, that it'd be in about three or four years.

I'm a mountain boy, born and bred.

How about letting this little fella go first?

All right, what's the surprise?

Got a lot to do with signing and dancing and getting better acquainted.

I shall never marry.

I reckon we'd best get back home and everybody get bitter acquainted.

What have you done to me?

Oh, yes, you have.

I'd feel terrible if I thought you was wasting your life this way.

And they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

Right, Chief.