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Folks, we're here with the three winning coaches.
What are we talking about here?
Mike Winchell will throw from the shotgun
Hey.
You guys don't have a lot of size.
itwould help out a little bit.
Come on, Gaines.
When you assemble the kind of talent that we have here
Cowboys, 10. Permian, 0.
You're on the bench for a while. You don't need that helmet.
He'll sign his intent right now.
You're serious?
If you got one heads, they're out.
TD Henry
Can you hang onto the ball? Yes, sir.
Hey, Coach. How you doing?
and for Coach Gary Gaines
You are showing me nothing!
Coach Earl Miller's got a basic U.S. quarter.
Well, he shouldn't have put him in.
Anddd there goes check
He's gotta go to the air.
Gonna get drunk. Gonna get laid. Gonna win national. But not tonight
We're in this ball game now.
Permian defeats Nimitz, 48-7.
Billingsley.
:Mott singing gibberish
I don'twant this to sound like an apology or anything
Little fumble.
Carter will go fortwo. Theywill not kick.
Yup, that's heads, too.
and this is certainly what the fans came to see.
And he can meme!
Nebraska refs
It's clear.
and that includes you. You understand that?
I'm thinking about hiring Eddie Murphy
Come on, D! Let's go!
Do you like playing football, Mike?
Across the line. Clotheslined by Gary Grubb.
Bullshit
And he can run!
Jesus Christ.
You'll throw outside!
What's it like out there, lvory?
And L.V., to you.
Wejust need a few more days, Coach, and we be back.
We got a six hour ride, so we can getyou some more.
What's the matter with this man?
This Dallas Carterteam appears to be completely unstoppable.
who is your brother.
Win, you go on. Lose, you play basketball.
to that part of your knee
That's a Mojo touchdown!
Party at Taylor's.
Winchell's open in the end zone.
There might be some controversy here regarding Cooper's coin.
Boys, my dick is hard.
You better be there. Gonna getwasted.
It's the only fact of life.
You never give me free food, David.
We’re Gonna Win State But Not Tonight
Come here, sweetie. Let's go back over to Mama.
And he's down.
So, in less than an hour, this truck stop
Which game are we in?
Break!
What's up?
Things are really going south in a hurry.
See you, Mike.
Let's bring them hell.
Distinguished.
And the ball is stripped by Dominguez.
No. That's notwhat Dr. Spencer said.
Come here. What's the problem?
You were sent down here to learn how to play football
Yeah, sure.
Don'tworry about it. It's on us.
Well... We ain't got a girlfriend yet?
And to sitting here in December as the state champions of Texas.
Come on, Chavo!
And you will be jacked... You will be jacked...
The hype about Boobie Miles.
And it's picked off by lvory Christian.
I bet that they are not nearly as serious
He's gonna run it inside the 5!
Dad gum it!
Grande, across midfield. Tripped up at the 40.
How can you make up forthat?
Yeah, I want it bad as y'all do.
We were up. We were winning big,
Babies and memories Babies and memories
And I want you to put that in your hearts.
That's it. Permian's gonna battle Dallas Carter
Orwhat?
Butwhen you got an offense play
Hey Baker, You Didn't Practice.
When you don't have this ligament
What the hell am I gonna do without my knee?
This is bull, man.
Instead he's looking for a receiver.
Nowwhatwe gonna do? I can't do nothing else but play football.
Where your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Everybody know the shoe is Nikes.
Run it right down his throat.
You got two more quarters and that's it.
Yes, sir!
Let's go.
.
following you like a witch, or a demon that just...
Yes, sir. Get it done.
Chavez in frustration levels him in the end zone.
We're not dead. Little Old Spice
You kidding? We don't miss anything. We go to all the scrimmages.
I love all of you, baby.
You got to be playing and practicing.
25 seconds left. Go!
So uh…beat em.
has been replaced by the sheer misery
And he can pass!
Winchell was drilled, but he seems to be okay.
Nobody in Mojo football wants to win in a coin toss.
Can you be perfect?
Strandler over the left side, uncontested. 32 yards down to TD.
Yes. Maria.
except for how the outside world treats you.
Supposed to be fun, you know? Greatest game in the world.
Y'all want to win, put screech in.
They have to pass. They've no choice but to pass.
Now most of you have been playing this game for 10 years.
Coach, my knee’s fine
Hell with it.
I'll get that carfixed today.
Time has run out in the first half.
Yesterday? You hold on to the football yesterday?
Where did you putyour helmet?
Tonight one of these teams
¿Do you think you’re playin futbol?
We gotta go to the air.