Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When Pappy O’Petermann takes over the company

You boys aren't bad men, I take it?

And Stay Out Of Woolworth's!

Well, I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight.

You boys are true friends!

TRUMP'S MT RUSHMORE SPEECH

Come and get me, coppers!

What the... Delmar, what the heck's got into you?

Grab the tiller, will you, buddy?

God have mercy.

What the hell are you saying?

Been what, 12, 13 years?

This is the difference between assistance in the Appalachian and LA areas after a disaster.

Dawg fans be like...

Crazy! No one's ever going to believe we're a real band.

I hate DCOM worse than SAVMA

She counted to 3.

Colored fellas, I believe.

You stole from my kin!

I just take your show cards...

Election held tomorrow,

I had to tell you something.

Now, there's a good boy.

but we're open to others as well.

Well, where are you going, George?

Neither God, nor man's got nothin' on me now.

Children of fragile music theorists:

I know we're kin, but they got this depression on

Was that a crash or rise?

yea, your hearts grow weary,

Everett, my beard itches.

Making money in the Lord's service.

# I'll be somewhere a-working for my Lord #

# Go to sleep, you little baby #

He’s in the jailhouse now

when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers.

Did he just say little Wharvey gals?

I suspect some miscegenation in their heritage.

We can hire us a little fella even smaller than BDI’s.

You have eluded fate

That preacher warshed away all my sins! C'mon in boys tha waters fine.

They ain't never seen ordnance like this!

uuuhhh...Itta bena?

known in these precincts as Big Dan Teague.

You don't say much my friend, but when you do...

Yes, sir. Daddy told me I'm to shoot who's ever from the bank.

I hate cows worse than coppers!

Gol... durned... money!

You Ladies Is going to be my brain trust

Derek done runofft!

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther P.P.K?

Goddamn it. What the hell's going on?

To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop.

# Can go there for you, no #

♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪

Well, hi there! How you doin'?

# To help him now #

Oh Mercy, yes. We Got to beat that competition

It's been eatin' at my guts.

Yes, sir, it's as if our old friend, George,

We ain't gonna make it walkin'.

They got this inflation on I got to do for me and mine!

3 banks in 2 hours!

What in the Sam Hill?

# The place where I was born and raised #

where they run everybody a wire

the state of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

MY NAME IS ELGTON JENKINS. GET ME?

Well, we ain't from the bank, young feller.

Afternoons poolside

WE THOUGHT YOU WAS COMING TO PHO

It won't be a bill & It won't be for the elections!

Owais Durrani, servant of the little man

One being where to find a wholesaler,

I detect, like me,

I just got to get close enough to talk to her.

I find it coarse and vulgar.

It's gonna be, Back to the flour mill, Pappy!

# Well, I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus #

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

compensating for their lack of sight,

ooo-wheeee! That was some mighty fine a-playin' and a-gamin'

# Won't you go out and bring me Lazarus? #

Bone parts says, “I wanna be a Da-per Dan Dog!”

you three who are now in chains.

Californians when they hear that another city is drafting reparations proposals

Vernon bought one encrusted with jewels.

Well I'll only he 36.

I am the damn pater familias.

Well it’s a well run campaign Midget & broom & what not

and then they dunked me, trussed me up like a hog,

Consider the lilies of the goddamn field!

# I'll open the door to heaven or hell #

cannot afford four more years of Pappy O'Daniel!

I am the Pater Familias!

This here was fore-ordained.

wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys

AINT THIS PLACE A GEOGRAHICALLY ODDITY 2 WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!

# Go to sleep, you little baby #

And stay out of the Woolsworth!

It's just a symbol.

A lot of people like that reform.

the flower of our culture and heritage.

♪ There's a lake of stew and of whiskey, too ♪

I got to get the family farm back,

why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves,

That’s your misfortune

The color guard.

Scared out of his wits.

Well, no, sir. Why, that was my idea.

# Well, I am death, none can excel #

Ladies and gentlemen, the little man has admonished me

Dumber than a bag of hammers

I ain't never harmed you.

That kind of barnyard language--

♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪

Tommy, we come to rescue you.

I see you’re, too, endowed with the gift of gab

And don't try nothin' fancy.

...But Tegrity is goin' away for good...and soon!

the superstitions, and the backward ways.

Consider the lilies of the goddamn field.

You boys do Negro songs?

♪ In the big rock candy mountains ♪

♪ And you sleep out every night ♪

They don't seem to care about your hide.

Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch.

Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

I know we're kin but they got this solar eclipse on

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

# Hard time yearnin' where you go #

For the sake of my family.

Hit it Sadie!!!

♪ One evening as the sun went down ♪

You Fona go far

We take a Budweiser Thief and slap it til it cries like a Baby Back Bitch, while it’s daddy is watching tv and eating a sammich If you move down to Kentucky you’ll be lucky, I’m Tat-man he’s Rich Mike and he’s Bucky

some kind of hateful grudge

Do... not... seek the groceries.

She's getting married tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember them.

our date is bona fide

I'm gonna be the maitre d'.

On top of the world one minute, haunted by meekness the next.

Good riddance, as far as I'm concerned.