Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what goes up must come down.

Well, that record is just goin' through the goddamn roof.

Homer Stokes, servant of the little man.

I have no penis Just balls

# That is given #

What do I gotta do, start tending livestock?

# I'll fix your feet till you can't walk #

Well it’ll only be 9 in Murray

I like to think I'm a pretty astute observer of the human scene

Your situation is put nigh hopesless

Sales, Mr. McGill, sales! And what do I sell?

and stay out of asda!

I know I've been guilty of pride and sharp dealing.

Pappy they's integrated

calling unknown numbers in my database be like

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

A road fraught with peril

Mr. J’rr Crai: them Vape Boys products have been steeped in old timey chemicals

Down here in Kentucky we slap Budweiser thieves til they cry like some Baby Back bitches Down here in Kentucky we trap til New Years Eve and they better not be no snitches

What ignorant, lowdown, slanderizin' son of a bitch said that?

Fear not the ob-stacals in your path...

and some gratine potatoes

# Let's go down, come on down #

Your hair treatment?

# Death, I come to take the soul #

# Don't you weep, pretty baby #

It seems to me there's a road,

Daxtin is with the Lords Alliance Corvus is a Zhent

They lured me out for a bathe,

You boys is leavin' us no choice,

♪ My triumph has begun ♪

Well ain’t this place just a geographical oddity Twenty minutes from everywhere!

For him, not for the law.

It was in his bureau.

Never trust a female, Delmar.

And the preacher said that that sin's been washed away, too.

I've been separated from my family for so long.

It's a bushwhack.

Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark,

Moral Fiber? I invented moral fiber.

I feel wretched.

and In a jiffy, Pete.

And heaven everlasting's my reward.

to grasp the broom of reform

What's that, junior?

Sorry, Everett.

Ain't no one gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitchhikers.

Up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T

# I bid farewell #

And I say if their rambunctiousness

Don't want 'em going to the best western

No one can catch me!

Gonna paddle a little behind.

It was... it was a moment of weakness.

Give me the microphone!

How come you never told me about her?

And remember, Jesus saves,

chasing a rabbit through yours truly.

Step back, damn it. Look out.

What I wouldn't give to get ahold of those agitators.

Pete, rest his soul, was

Me and the little lady are gonna pick up the pieces

Where's Cora, Cousin Wash?

Oh lorde must beat that competition

And stay out of Woolworth's!

WE RAN ACROSS A WHOLE GOPHER VILLAGE

that this band of miscreants here,

Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Like god's own mercy

Here's my plan.

That's Professional Eng’neer Jrr’Craa, “Pass the Biscuits,””Pappy,” Petermann..

Oh mercY, Yes, we got to beat them

Pull over, Everett.

Okay. I'm with you fellas

I don't believe I've seen you boys around here before.

Do... not... seek the treasure.

Pursuing opportunities in another venue.

Midget and broom and whatnot.

Sorry sons of bitches.

i'm a prepper dan man

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... You can't swear at my Fiancé!

here and listening at home, here and listening at home,

We... thought...

Million-point-two.

But it does put me in a damned awkward position

That's all right, Pete.

They say he pays extra,

and sign 'em to a big fat contract.

You got a plan for gettin' out of here?

When things start getting rough

and, well, you three ladies are about the...

♪ Crushing hope that we cherished so dear ♪

Light the loft, son.

Why, the good folks here'd go right off their feed.

♪ Where the boxcars all are empty ♪

‘Course it’s Pete, look at ‘im

I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

That ain’t the tune you was singing back in 2016!

♪ Whose blood now cleanses from all sin ♪

Selling’ steeped stanky Vape juice.

Nah, that ain't right.

Republican Congressman Jim Jordon . . . . . . on Sean Hannity.

When I saw that beautiful queen in cuffs and a jumpsuit

I could not gaze upon that far shore.

Where's your ring, honey?

Harbaugh has abandoned you

The anthrax took most of his cows.

He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek,

For that you traded your everlasting soul?

Come on in Moo the water is fine

Allow me to introduce myself.

Who the hell's that?

Well It’ll only be 9 PM in Murray.

Your situation is pretty nigh hopeless.

get your waitress to wrap your dinner picnic-style,

# I have no friends #

I work for no man I eat, no breakfast

And stay out of the Woolsworth!

Dese boys is gon be my brain trust

We ain't getting married with his ring.

Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete?

♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪

We'll go fetch it with you, Everett.

No, Daddy don’t have a maiden name

In the Jailhouse Now, fellers,

I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated

Triumph of the subjective.

Republican Congressman Jim Jordan . . . . . . on Sean Hannity and Fox News.

Who made them the color guard?

You can't swear at my fiancee!

I invented moral fiber.

Ain't cold fusion just a temporal oddity

I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign.

Daddy don't have a maiden name That's your misfortune

And you tell your friends!

Folks, here's my cousin Ezra's niece,

my constituency?

No, wait, honey.

You don't want to get hanged.

Aaron’s got prospects. He’s bonafide

♪ Keep on the sunny side of life ♪

My name is Tommy, Tommy Johnson.

with a guitar accompani... accompani...

We can't do that, Daddy.

Ok. I'm with you fellas.

but that's the way it seems to be working out.

… and from all those smart-ass folks our Cerveza descended from monkeys.

Well, that was some fun, now, wasn't it, George?

♪ I'll see you all this comin' fall ♪