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How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent?
and he carries a hay fork.
Stay Out Of MY REMOTE SITES!!!
Wait a minute.
He's a live wire though ain't he?
The BDI kings are hereby pardoned
No, they never did turn me into a toad.
# Times is harder than ever been before #
♪ When I die, hallelujah by and by ♪
But there was witnesses seen us redeemed.
What the hell does he know? He's an ignorant old man.
Just a drifter, I guess.
It went out on the radio.
Ain't going to be no wedding.
She ain't lyin'!
Your screams ain't gonna save your flesh.
Hmm.
Now, this here music is over, all right?
# Won't you spare me over till another year? #
I'M TEN AND A HALF FEET TALL
# In the hedges #
Vernon can support 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet.
KWB
How's my little girl?
I can see how a fella'd derive a whole lot of pleasure and satisfaction out of it.
Ain't gonna paddle it. Gonna kick it. Real hard.
Judas Iscariot Hogwhallop
And they's convicts, folks. Selling raggedy old coils.
South Caroline
Delmar. Over here.
Hell's bells, Mr. Lund, if we don't, the goddamn competition will.
You are the damn pater familias
Not a moment too soon.
# Your mama's gone away and your daddy's gonna stay #
# God's golden shore #
# My sunshine away #
Ok, I'm with you fellas
I have no dick Just balls
And I have it from the highest authority
# Well, I told him once or twice #
No, ma'am. We got a new shipment in yesterday.
Cracker McCracken
Is this gentlemen bothering you?
Course it’s Pete, look at him
# I am the man #
SHUT UP, CECIL!
Your name's McGill.
"Oh, mercy, yes, we got to beat that competition."
You boys might as well
I can and I will….tomorrow
The Color Guard is colored!
- Hey, hey, Tommy. - Huh?
They left his heart.
A miracle.
Good Lord...
Jesus! Can't I count on you people?
Yes.
I don't get it, Big Dan.
Lots of respectable Get hit by trains
Yes, Pappy Petermann...it is...
What are you talking about? I wasn't hit by any train.
♪ Down the track came a hobo hikin' ♪
we're gonna sweep the rascals out!
# The place where he #
Goddamn it!
That’s not my culture & heritage!
Come On In, Boys ... The Water Is Fine.
Down here in Kentucky we drank Bourbon with Ale 8 one The senator honored Georgetown Tigers in 0 1 Down here in Kentucky we in the south and if you talk bad about it we’ll clip your mouth
Damn it, I had to bust out.
Well, I guess you're just my cross to bear.
I suspect some miscegenation in their heritage.
I don't get out now till 19... 87.
Here is my vote
It’s gonna be, back to the barn, houn dog!
# Well, the high sheriff, he told the deputy #
You didn't know that at the time.
and a little leftover besides.
Tishomingo, huh?
Yes, sir, a veritable age of reason.
He’s a shooter
Well we ain’t got a radio
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
Don't I know it.
Why, we'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelys,
And stay out of the watches thread!
Iooking to us for protection
People are lookin' for answers
But if that ain't the consensus view,
You got a maiden name, Daddy?
Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em.
# But there is one promise #
Remember that one simple precept
We got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up,
And that's the goddamn problem right there.
Well, you can't marry my wife!
Honey.
Alden's got prospects. He's bonifide!
GSMR Can you believe...
It'll take 2 weeks. Here's your pomade.
And they's convicts, folks.
Figger'n that Niagry
You remember!
Hey Rhonda
That’s not my culture & heritage!
Do... not... email... the spammer.
You may call it obtuse,
and I can get my wife back, and we can get out of here.
Fin film
Damn, we got to skedaddle.
Come on in, Dr Cloos The water is fiiiiiiiineeeee
Penalties for Alabama? Penalties are a human institution!
Well, that hardly sound like you.
Bennett got a constituency!
Thank you, boys, for throwing in that fricassee.
Damn straight.
Now, what do you suppose is eatin' George?
Only your tongue is, boy. Where they headed?
"I'm not here to make a....."
♪ Clouds and storms again will pass away ♪
from papists,
No! That ain't it!
I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.
- Or under the mattress. - No.
We got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
Them boys ain’t white!!
and hook us all up to a grid.
We just got pardoned by the governor hisself.
I can I am and I WILL
2 weeks from everywhere!
When I take over the company
# Won't you spare me over till another year? #
Ace Boon Coon!
Sir, the Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old-timey material.
The home where I spent so many a happy day
I signed that bill.
Is that Babyface Nelson?
# Got #
This is a public road way.
The color guard is colored.
Take cover, boys! That ain't popcorn!
You're gonna go far.
And, oh, so many startlements.
# Yourself #
Believe me, Delmar, he would have wanted us to press on.
Spoiling your play for a million dollar point two.
I'll be...
You Antivaxxers are just dumber than a bag of hammers
Mm-hmm!
# And gives me victory #
# Will see no more #
You got a maiden name, Daddy?
They look to me for answers.
He sang into yonder video-can, then skedaddled.
END OF THE ROAD, BOYS
Devil his due.
- Po Lazarus! - Po Lazarus.
Possibly.
Can't let that flag touch the ground!
Can't... stand much longer.
I'm ten and a half feet tall!
# I never expect #
Who elected you the leader of this outfit? I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought.
What are we gonna do?
And so...
Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Yeah, it stinks in that old barn.
you're endowed with the gift of gab.
For that you traded your everlasting soul?
I do miss her cooking, though.
Aldine and Cleveland Talking about AHS football
Your daddy was hit by a train.
Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty.
Pull over! Pull over!
Hot damn ! It's the sherman mountain boys!
84 years old.
♪ When I die hallelujah by and by ♪