The Gentlemen

It's Eggs Benny, ‘cause I never get cracked.

It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.

Stop fucking around, cunt.

What's the time, Mr. Wolf?

social media,

You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you.

I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.

Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.

Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.

What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?

[stutters] It's gonna be double bubble.

you deluded, shit-eating cunt.

wanking into a hanky.

Oh, don't be cunty.

Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo.

You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt.

Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.

You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.

proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.

but it's spelled with a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."

and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.

Buenas tardes, Raymondo.

This is a big fucking number.

you deluded duck-eating cunt.

Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.