The Gentlemen

It's Eggs Benny, ‘cause I never get cracked.

It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.

Stop fucking around, cunt.

What's the time, Mr. Wolf?

social media,

You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you.

I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.

Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.

Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.

What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?

you deluded, shit-eating cunt.

[stutters] It's gonna be double bubble.

wanking into a hanky.

Oh, don't be cunty.

Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo.

You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt.

Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.

You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.

but it's spelled with a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."

proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.

and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.

This is a big fucking number.

Buenas tardes, Raymondo.

you deluded duck-eating cunt.

Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.