Campaign Shake-Up - Parks and Recreation [S04E17]

Right behind "everything hurts" and "I'm dying."

Okay, don't let Barkley knock us off message.

Make way for Ned Jones.

Do I look like I drink water?

Well, I've been reading up on you two.

I'll give it up for that.

There she goes again, Perd.

Ned Jones is here.

stairs are a young man's game.

You could attack the Newport plan for costing too much money.

and when I grow up,

in the office?

but not any more, thanks to Ramp Up Pawnee.

Much shorter, but a good-looking, young, flat man.

For some reason,

it's that stairs are a young man's game.

Say hello to Ned Jones.

Do you know Joe Biden?

Kamikaze!

with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy, elf king.

Everything I'm wearing is suede, everything I'm wearing is suede!

He's like a brilliant, sexy, little hummingbird.

Bobby Newport doesn't have a plan.

Ramp Up Pawnee.

He lost a third of his body in a motorcycle accident.