Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU'RE GETTING A NOTE FROM THE GILMORES SOON --
OKAY, LET'S GO.
Rory: TENNIS LESSONS -- THAT SOUNDS GREAT, GRANDMA.
* IF YOU NEED
REALLY?
FOR GETTING THE WORD OUT --
THEY'RE JUST KIDS, AND THEY'RE STILL FIGURING THINGS OUT,
NICE TO SEE YOU.
EPISCOPALIAN, SECOND OF FOUR CHILDREN, OLDEST BOY,
IT WOULD VACUUM US UP, AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.
SHE'S SENDING AN APOLOGY
WHERE'S MY PIE?
KIND OF AN IMPORTANT, HIGH-PROFILE ONE.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FREAKIN' RELIABLE.
KEEPING US ON TO RUN IT. WE COULD CONSULT.
WELL, THANK YOU.
IF THE HUNTZBERGERS WERE SO HORRIBLE TO RORY,
MOM, THERE'S AN ONION IN HERE.
OR ENCOURAGE IT IN ANY WAY.
THIS IS INFINITELY BETTER THAN ANY MOOD STABILIZER.
JUST CLUB SODA.
NO, STILL SLOSHING AROUND UP THERE.
Richard: Lorelai?
MONDAY AFTERNOON, THAT'S YOUR FREE TIME.
They're flipping out about it.
AND NEED PEOPLE LIKE US.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIGHT BLUE. IT WAS DARK BLUE.
WHAT 22-YEAR-OLD HAS AN EARLY DAY ON A SATURDAY?
RICHARD?
SHE'S BEEN IN A GOOD MOOD.
SHE WAS VERY CUTE IN "PAPER MOON."
OH, I ADORE A MAN WHO DRINKS HIS SCOTCH NEAT.
WHY DID MITCHUM GIVE HER A VERY VALUABLE INTERNSHIP?
YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.
I PICKED THEM UP LAST TIME I WAS IN SWITZERLAND.
THE MAN WAS SHORT-LISTED FOR THE PULITZER
A FEW DAYS AGO. I FORGOT I HADN'T TOLD YOU.
ONE SCOTCH NEAT AND A CLUB SODA.
I'M AN INTERN.
[ VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING ]
COFFEE?
IT WAS SWEET OF LOGAN TO ARRANGE THIS.
You do know. This is important to me. Please.
CLOSE IT? NO, WHY?
IF YOU SHOW UP FRIDAY NIGHT --
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET EVEN A KROPOG OF GIN
AND MAKE SURE NOTHING ELSE HAS BEEN MISPLACED.
GRANDMA PROBABLY WANTS US HERE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE LORELAI, LOGAN.
THEN I ATE AN ALTOID.
THE DEMUREST.
WOULD COME IN HANDY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, HUH?
OR, WORSE, TURN ON THE TV.
I AM YOUR MOM, AND WE ARE VERY CLOSE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA IGNORE GRANDMA.
YOU TWO WOULD LOOK AWFULLY CUTE IN CAPE COD.
"YOU'RE NOT LIVING TO YOUR POTENTIAL,"
BUT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND -- THE HUNTZBERGER PUBLISHING GROUP
I STILL WON'T LOSE IT. I PROMISE.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING FOR SYNDICATED FEATURES?
Richard: THAT'S GOOD BUSINESS SENSE, TOO.
SEE YOU ALL ON WEDNESDAY.
I HAVE TO GET UP IN TWO HOURS,
I'LL GET A NOTE TO HIM TOMORROW.
WHY? TWO DAYS AGO, YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE IT BACK.
AND LOOK LIKE A NEUTROGENA AD.
GO GET IT. I'LL GET THE DOOR.
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME? TIME FOR WHAT?
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT FROM NOW THROUGH ETERNITY.
STILL HAVE THEIR PLACE ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD?
OR IMPLY IT IN ANY WAY.
RORY, IF YOU COULD MENTION IT,
WHY?
GRANDMA HAS TO GIVE BACK HER PEARLS.
THAT HE'S BLOND, RICH, AND STRAIGHT, I'M OUT.
SIDECAR? NO. ISN'T THAT YOUR DRINK?
YOU'RE PROTESTANT.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
A POWER COUPLE -- THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.