Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want no beaner bronco buster

Spahn Movie Ranch?

I didn't ask for the whole story.

- Give that glue a chance to dry. - Oh, no worries, honey.

fuck those motherfuckers

a lot of money, no law to speak of,

Fuck! Fourteen fucking old fashioneds!

Or do you go to Rome and star in Westerns

I guess we'll just make this ride about having fun.

All the cattle you've appropriated.

You know, why don't you stand over by the poster

a whole lot of chicken mole in Mexico.

it won't be because of you.

Okay. Could you?

- Hey, Randy. - Cliff.

Envoy isin't ass YOU GUYS ARE THE ASS ONES

Oh, yeah, that's a saloon.

Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm the heavy.

Everybody's talking all friendly.

We are in fucking Hollywood, man.

existing quite nicely within Sergio Corbucci's

You know how musicians are. They're temperamental cats.

What the fuck happened?

And when you come to the end of the line with a buddy

Well, think less hippie, more...

Why you going there?

Maybe I don't like his boots.

I do to win what they do to win.

- I'm not doing okay. - What's the matter?

Come visit me tomorrow.

Meanwhile, real people are being murdered every day in Vietnam.

Oh, yeah. Hey, man. I'm looking for Terry.

Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.

and his brand-spanking-new Italian wife,

Fetch her and tell her I'll give her

- Squeaky? - Yeah.

But obviously, you are too old to fuck me.

because I've been up here by myself

I'm an old friend of George's. Thought I'd stop and say hello.

He said he was the Devil And I'm here to do some Devil shit!

As early as next Wednesday.

That's a very good year.

So you're feeling better now?

Oh, honey. How are you?

What happens when she gets pissed off, George?

You're gonna show that goddamn Jim Stacy.

Rick was really not sure about what lay ahead for him.

Guy's name is Tom Breezy,

First you wake me up,

- God, shoot him, Tex! - Tex.

And if I can be a tiny bit better, I want to be.

I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.

The guy who gaffs this, he's best friends with Randy,

♪ It's time we put Our love behind you ♪

Let the brother come in.

- It's not my time yet, man. - All right.

- Tom. My friend. - I met him?

All right, all right!

Ready when you are, Gilbert.

What the fuck, man?

What the hell do you think you're doing

and the guy hippie said he was the devil.

What are you reading?

When Cassius Clay meets Sonny Liston in the ring,

of European movies was ridiculous.

she play her little chili pepper heart out, right?

I mean, I'm in the movie.

Maybe he already has.

Oh, you're about to find out...

A lot of grilling. Yeah.

All right, all right, Audie Murphy, relax.

You know, I was making margaritas, and, uh...

Can I go...? Can I go back and get it?

Wait a minute. That was fucking Jake Cahill

fucking chocolocos motherfuckers

He's lived there for a month now.

Well, not "everybody" everybody, but mostly everybody.

Fuckin' hippies motherfuckers

fucking hippie motherfuckers

It said... The kitchen clock said midnight.

The only thing the two men know of for sure:

What I think is...

To my right is Bounty Law series lead

Starring Rick Dalton.

And when we're done, we split up and hitch home.

than any other non-filtered cigarette.

Ta, ta, ta. Oh!

- Pretty good. - What's the story?

Fucking munipas motherfuckers

We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-FARMERS to see how much you can save.

Charlie's gonna dig you.

Hippie girl, 50 cents.

Peppard, Maharis and Chakiris.

and now you're pretending that I didn't tell you

and look like the hippest guy in the room.

So Pussycat brought back some guy with her.

You came to visit me.

Oh, that's terrifying.

I've had worse.

GINO, GINO, GINO! THE FACE IN THE MISTY LIGHT

Yes, Mr. Schwarz.

Settle into it.

If you fought Cassius Clay, who would win?

So Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.

- Hilts, isn't it? - Captain Hilts, actually.

Now, when Easy Breezy was in his 20s

- Welcome to our community. - Thanks for having me.

Mary Alice loves Westerns.

- and, man, she's a fucking bitch. - I just don't... Please, I...

Hello, hot stuff.

for too many drunk-driving tickets.

I want them to see Caleb.

So, Johnny, ahem...

Would it bother you if I sat

Sí, señor, but please don't hurt her this time,

I was Rick's stunt double.

I get paid $1000 the day I arrive.

Sharon absolutely has a type.

Hollywood real estate means you live here.

like the fate worse than death that you seem to think it is.

- that you cut his hair? - No, no, no.

Yes, Rick, I do.

I-it's okay, Caleb.

or I... or I twist my ankle.