Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
- Don't bother, I'll sleep in Leonard's room. - No, I can't authorize that.
He was replaced by a superior species.
...will be to drive me to and from work, the comic book store, the barber shop...
My new roommate is bending over backwards...
Bernadette, that's great.
What?
This says you can make "end of life" decisions for me.
"Oh, Krishna, I've got to get me some of that"?
- All right. - Now push your third finger...
I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony."
Rotating.
You?
...at this pharmaceutical company?
Oh, God.
Why?
What is this?
Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it.
...I do a live web chat called Apartment Talk on Tuesday nights.
Wow! So that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor...
If you're gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife...