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Well, whose fault is that?
Okay, look, this never happened. Do you understand me?
Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate Star Trek sex with my sister.
How much did this cost?
But I must say it's looking good.
Really? Still can't talk to me?
He made me sign a waiver, participate in an emergency fire drill...
And Tyra Banks says the most important item...
- Congratulations, honey. - Thank you.
Leonard and Priya are living together. That's big.
Okay, gotta go.
You get to pull the plug on him too.
Now prepare for inspection.
Oh, you let me worry about the money.
So, what's your news, Bernadette?
Of course. He and I can play doctor.
...from your use of Leonard's bedroom.
And the answer was elephant.
Please, this isn't about me.
- To friendship. Ha, ha. - To friendship.
- What? - I said, what are you doing here?
嘴上一時享受,臀上一世肥肉 別吃太多會胖! A minute on the lips, forever on the hips.
Is that my future daughter-in-law, the doctor?
That doesn't interest me. Goodbye.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah. Mouth-to-Mouth Mona.
I mean, it's not like either one of us has heart disease.
...like the seventh-grade noogies we all know too well.