Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess being the town's hero wasn't enough. I wanted to be yours, too.
Daddy.
a worthy candidate is defined as anyone who can cast a shadow,
Gideon! I knew you were somehow behind this!
There will be a Town Hall meeting this afternoon
Are we just gonna let Bud win?
- Oh! - Never have I known such softness.
Ooh, it's him!
Hahh! Smoke bomb!
Kids! Look, I'm sorry I was being stubborn.
Anything but that!
Too many stripes. Next question?
Mayor Eustace "Huckabone" Befufftlefumpter
election officials had to disqualify him
Ahh.
trapping you all inside.
Hi, guys. Lol_boot's the name, and submitting content requests that will never be acknowledged is my game.
24-hour news and bear rampage alerts.
and you're black licorice.
Kids, if I die,
The mayor dying's my one ticket out of here,
pardon me out of prison, and we're not gonna let the Pines
Okay, you're on with the candidate.
Due to this shocking development,
And now, here's the-T Man!
which is why you're gonna win this election,
From now on, maybe you should just read our prepared remarks.
Hmm. It's a shame there isn't some device
Grunkle Stan, we'd respect you if you took things more seriously.
due to discovery of an extensive criminal record.
Grunkle Stan, are you crying?
I couldn't make this up if I wanted to.
No! Stop it! Thank you, but stop it!
Stan, wait! You can't!
Lookin' good, mayor candidate.
Ew! I'd rather die, you creep!
Probably lose.