The Bad News Bears

Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?

Mr. Buttermaker, I'm on your team.

First up for the Mets, Roy Close...

Why are you always picking on me?

is a bunch of Jews, spics, niggers, pansies...

who's not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy, or booger-eating moron.

Don't ever say that word again.

This is for Allah. And it's going way out there, sucker.

Don't jump in, Engelberg. You'll flood the valley.

- Hey, Boilermaker. - Yeah?

And another thing, just wait till next year.

You ain't doin' a very good job. No one here can dance for bat turds.

- Lupus. - Lupus. Sorry.

I'm not looking for money. I'm not looking for anything.

Thanks, mister.

number three, Kelly Leak.

Hey, Boilermaker, long time no see.

I'm gonna kick your butt, you little shit!

Now, on Friday, we play the White Sox.

And now batting for the Bears...

and shove it straight up your ass!

- Jeans? - Yes.

There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Turner, you better cut out that cheap crap.

Does that turn you on... Harley-Davidson?