Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

let them come over, please, please, please!
Nope! I brought Yeti food.
Oh this is an easy one. Who am I?
or as we call him "The Squizard."
First things first: you've got to create a character. Name?
Captain Wuzz it is!
This spell here. I transform him into a parsnip.
I mean, you're kind of a weirdo.
What class are you, Captain Wuzz?
Eeyup.
Oh, get on with it.
...so your claws grow leaves and transform into parsnips.
Good.
Of course it is! Spiketopia will be mine!
RUN!
Fear not. Your romantic delusions are safe with me.
you were just standing there, all alone.
Because we felt bad for you!
and Rarity shall be my pride!
Because I'm me, and you're you.
Do you want to, I don't know... hang out?
It is real...in our imagination.