Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I already have the best name in the universe.
Why are you doing this? You're the worst!
whatever this is.
WELL GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS!
Sit and watch?
Sand like powdered sugar.
and that I make you cooler just by being around me?
major skill points assigned to intellect and perception.
Stop messing with us, we want--!
This kinda hurts. Like, real pain!
Nnope.
Because you-- WHAT!?
In fact, clear the whole evening.
And not just because you get to bask in my greatness.
Sounds just as miserable as the other options, so fine.
So, your character's name...
I bet you boys have big plans. Right, Spike?
Uh no, no, actually that's not what I meant to say.
Ha. If he messes with us, I'll turn that Yeti into confetti.
So shall we hop to it?
I hope you like AWESOME GAMES!
The guard laughs.
Nnope! Nnope! Nnope!
I cast it anyway because this game is stupid.
Oh, this game is insufferable!
And so it came to pass, the magician and black knight