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so I wore my little dress that left little to the imagination.
I don't know. Is that how you kiss your friends?
Not as hot as you, but she's hot.
- How have you been? - Lousy, I'm partner. All work, no play.
It is straight. very straight.
Wow.
- Who's singing, you? - We'll have sex eventually.
It was late. Doorman was off duty. He entered behind somebody's guest.
Bye-bye.
I may never know.
Now I'm working and he's reading the paper on the john.
- That I've done. - I can think of one other thing.
He said:
They're jealous, dried up old farts who haven't had sex since Eisenhower.
What do you use for wine, promotional coffee mugs?
Not that I caught it, but that I found out.
Alexander Lemly, the investment banker I met at an art show.
- What's going on up there? - Do you just wanna be friends?
Easy, that's my bed.
Whores were whores, men were women and rents higher.
Every time I'm in this elevator you're with a different man.
Freda in 1D was held up at gunpoint.
Why don't you wanna sleep with me?