Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar.

But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate.

Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade.

...and it's just gonna be "unflupie."

Yeah, you're right. So what?

If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

I write the specials on the specials board.

[MONICA & PHOEBE SHRIEK]

Could I get some painkillers over here, please?

Because that's what Madcap does.

- Oh, he's so cute. - Oh, George, baby, drop the towel.

But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night.

"Madcap wins $10,000 sweepstakes."

Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets.

Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.

There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you.

- Oh, man. My dad's gonna kill me. - Wait.

CHANDLER: Unbelievable. And all that milk and stuff? Great.

Well, see, you took mine, so...

[ROSS CHUCKLES]

Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him.

- Thank God. - Food.

I was laughing. You made me laugh.

I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.