Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not done listing all my failures.
[Shame Wizard] I hate you. Dick in the wall.
I know how to play Smooch or Share, okay?
-Good point! -We had a fight,
-Are you okay? -I can't even face you.
we should flush a bunch of golf balls down the toilet.
Wait, Nick!
You're a little fucking prick.
Wow, you and Nick are a real pair.
No, I'll play, but there's no way
-What was he like? -Father...
-and I screwed up. -Keep explaining.
I don't even know if I like doing it standing up.
and we're wasting this opportunity.
-Oh my God! -You should just say, "Hey, Lola".
-You? -I'm showing up my sweet, little Dicky.
-[door opens] -Jay.
[tires screeching]
-Wait, what? -Jay is your new best friend.
He wants to pay the boy to masturbate.
and a slice of cheese, and this is what we call Kindergarten.
It's just too much.
No, Maury was the driving force behind the holy a-jerk-off debacle,
And if you don't do it, we get to burn you with teacher coffee.
-Like, hi. -I have nothing to say to you.
When it's your turn, you choose Smooch or Share
What if someone dares me to like get naked or streak or something?
No, stop it, they're right. Even Lola's right.
-you're my best friend. -You're my best friend too.
and then you spin the bottle.
We thought we were the only ones who saw him,
their fundamental otherness.