Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-and I screwed up. -Keep explaining.
No, Maury was the driving force behind the holy a-jerk-off debacle,
I don't even know if I like doing it standing up.
You're a little fucking prick.
No, stop it, they're right. Even Lola's right.
and a slice of cheese, and this is what we call Kindergarten.
-Oh my God! -You should just say, "Hey, Lola".
What if someone dares me to like get naked or streak or something?
No, I'll play, but there's no way
And if you don't do it, we get to burn you with teacher coffee.
He wants to pay the boy to masturbate.
-You? -I'm showing up my sweet, little Dicky.
It's just too much.
and then you spin the bottle.
We thought we were the only ones who saw him,
Wow, you and Nick are a real pair.
-[door opens] -Jay.
When it's your turn, you choose Smooch or Share
-Wait, what? -Jay is your new best friend.
-Like, hi. -I have nothing to say to you.
their fundamental otherness.
we should flush a bunch of golf balls down the toilet.
-What was he like? -Father...
-Are you okay? -I can't even face you.
and we're wasting this opportunity.
-Good point! -We had a fight,
-you're my best friend. -You're my best friend too.
Wait, Nick!
I'm not done listing all my failures.
I know how to play Smooch or Share, okay?
[Shame Wizard] I hate you. Dick in the wall.
[tires screeching]