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when its time for surprise test
Best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
@Mundofodechin
That´s not cool! I just wanted hug.
HEY, HEY, HERE I AM!
I'm 26 years old, I got nothing to show for it.
Q4 is coming!!!
You don't have to call me, okay?
0.8 ppb...
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favourite!
Yes!
spielo sî castle enigmes aux toilet olà quien traix ioun new york a la katherina bozt. sî enigmes aux leuvier toilet a pack monnero spazia exit.
Chad______________Justin My top Var-guys, my crack team, my fun squad...
I see. And, uh, is this an emergency?
Is Someone Needing a Hug?
(SCREAM) Poppins - hooray!
Right. What do you think?
It worked. It's you.
make human here - I'm toast
تعلم اللغة الإنجليزية بسهولة
Say Durarock one more time! It has always been “Durock”.
Buddy, I think we have to talk!
Hi, Buddy, it's so good to see you! Yeah, it's good to see you, too! Buddy, not now, can you please go back to the pit and sing 2 Mary Poppins songs before you go to sleep, please?
It's gonna have to wait.
This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop!
KID: This is neat.
I love you, I love you, I love you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
You know, Buddy, your father...
arena! george bohpmp a the blunterettes yes! (moves hands like a steam train chugging motion) bohhpasta boreidusta! heueu ahx otoejshsops! yes wairks! at the stonce hospital! we're weks! flags and ya ancient treasure artifacts and fairy lamp:(insert caption here not need if you want to optional come on tenae! yes ok!) yes owe that plap LWX yes bop bunn!
KID This is neat! It sure is, ma'am!
I got one idea that i'm especially syked out of my mind about!
Well?
I Really Can't Talk Right Now. - Just Tell Me How The Pitch Went.
As soon as possible?
I just like offers, offers are my favorite
If he hasn’t said we’re live.. I don’t think he ever will…
- And? - And, uh....
Although, rather calm down
That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?
I know her!
Unit 7
[ALL SINGING ALONG]
yes beryl worrawireark? what do you want? i want io i'd want to wirryle the valerkworrawiesmemms.
Everybody's pushing small-town rural! Farm from "Barney's Farm" is a book! Farm book would just be white noise! This noise is so offensive!
Walter started his own independent publishing company for making a phone call from the bank!
You Did It! Congratulations!!!
Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole.
You know, rabbits, and--- MILES No! What? You know, rabbits, and--- MILES No! What?
Bye, Bee. Hope you find your dad.
He thinks he's a Christmas elf.
and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother and father!
That’s a joke, isn’t it...
Get.
Thank you. Thank you.
And as for me, I can't complain.
Beauuutiful
What are you doing? You are? Excellent! I'm skipping, just like Mary Poppins did!
Well, that was weird.
You know, on a date. To eat food.
No? Well! No, no, no!
- What?
Hey! There's no singing at soccer!
Well I haven’t really planned it out. But I was thinking like, forever.
Fussing contaminant.
hahahahahahahah omgggggggggggggggggggg!!!
Event Planners Are Like...
It's easy! It's just like talking!
R
I don't care that you're an elf I don't care that you're NUTS!!
ALL There's room for everyone on the nice list! Number 3!
I didn't know you were naked.
BUDDY: Not now, arctic dumbass.
That sounds like a good place to start.
I don't belong here! I don't belong anywhere!
Dad's eating in his room.
I'll be there tomorrow, 71 degrees!
Good morning, Mr. Hobbs! Morning, Sarah! Remember that "Mary Poppins Song: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"? It is something to say when you don't know what to say!
It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
you did it world's best reviewer
- Good, I'm gonna hang up now. - I tuned the piano.
CITYTV Next Elf
it is a crappy cup of coffee No, it's the world's BEST cup of coffee
It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot.
(SING) Chim chimney, Chim chimney, Chim Chim Cher-ee! A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be! Oh, it is very sucky!
[ALL SINGING]
WALTER: Uh-huh.
(BOX CHIME "BIT BY BIT (WE'RE BUILDING A SET)") Pan - hooray!
I am getting old for this job today for Christmas!
Back off, slick. You'll scare the deer.
- Am I sick? - Yeah, but we're here to do a test.
BUDDY!
paraguay that's fun to say
(SCREAM) Ho ho ho! (SCREAM) Ho ho ho! Poppins - hooray!
Why don't you ask her out or with Bert, Buddy?
.
Goodbye!
They shut my water off.
Yellow ones don't stop.
Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
Our response to a beautiful winter wonderland on April 4.
I have no time, so, you know....
- So, Dad, how many scoops? I'll stick with the coffee now, thank you!
Wow.
nesh
It's time to start preparations... for the NEXT issue!
snok snok dear raelene and ya duck bill clip yes! bumma bumps yes the bumpy woman told you yes! raelene you wrinkle frame! thank you dear i've always wanted to be a boingma now me boingkids snok work for maxine worhaynescarolefariebargowyubl club yes rnok rnok yes glutterton!
My two top writers, my crack team, my fun squad...
Remind you of anything? From Disney Movies such as Tarzan, The Jungle Book, The Black Cauldron, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh and so much more!
Santa is coming!
It's not free candy, raspberry ice, cakes and tea! Oh!
I think it's time you start fuck tinker training.
...are perfect for toy building.
So after all that fuck work,
I’ll just go fuck myself
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
he's angry because he has to leave
Why you messing with me? Did Crumpet put you up to this? No!
Come on, give me your hat and coat.
Buddy, Buddy!
I'm scared at the bank, Dad, he's gone away!
(Chinese food, Halloween movies and Luffy) I’m so excited!!
Fake? Fake? GIMBELS SANTA No, he's kidding! You stink!
These forces are highly-trained but rarely see action!
I'll work there. Good idea!
(THUNDER) (WHISTLES) (BLOWS BOS'N'S WHISTLE) (DOORBELL CHIMES)
How come you we're in the women's locker room this morning?
It’s the Maryland Park Rangers
well i've already had 89 hip replacements and 8999 boingkids dear. and 3 snok snoks. oh well i love you being an old granny raelene snell you old granny! you viking with ya fur and spears and feathers oh god! you act like something out of the 1950's!
sowowkek? what do you want smowieiejdjdjskdk? feed the smokryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal smokrovic! betrayal smokrovic! smosoekdjdjdjdj soekfjfkfkwkwkeek! thank you smwoekekekewk wkeidossoemfmd! you're welcome sowoekdkssmsoo smsoekekrurru!
Miles, sorry about that. I think he wants to give him his money.
If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs, you will pitch me this book right now.
lt was amazing. And everybody's going crazy.
All he cares about is money, money is no object than tuppence from the Fidelity Fiduciary Bank! Doesn't care about you or me or anybody!
maybe i had a snoot maxine knew marley and pippa rolled in angle grinders so that's them covered i felt a bit meloncholy maybe it was just a one-off thing you should've felt unhelthy maybe it was all just for show possibly no one knew.
No problem. Be great to have him in the loop.
(GIGGLES) (HUMMING) (DOORBELL CHIMES) (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) (LAUGHTER) (WHISTLES) (SCREAMING) (WHISTLING) (BLOWS BOS'N'S WHISTLE)
I'm Charlotte Dennon, New York One.
Stefanie as a mom, is an idea I’m really psyched out of my mind about
Channel 3. Code word is... Clayton's Got a brand new TATT
Only two weeks left till Christmas.
Tontito
( burps )
(ALL WHOOP, CHEER) Poppins - hooray!
And they sort it out there, see? And you can touch it all.
Hey, guys. Have you seen the place?
GIMBELS SANTA: He's kidding.
Chitty Chitty, Chitty Chitty, Chitty Chitty, Chit... (CANNON FIRE) Bang Bang! Chitty Chitty... What? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
Oof!
Look at you!
And lunch!
He's an angry kicker
If 1pass gets hacked We all get hacked
Okay, people, on October 29th 2025, Hazbin Hotel season 2 is coming to Amazon Prime Video.
Not Today, Puffin!
I’m sorry I threw shade at the Patriots last night. You guys are awesome but I just don’t like your team. Thanks for supporting the Browns y’all
Won't hurt so much after a little!
Can I eat in my room? No!
I’m 26 years old
Kk
Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios Presents A 20th Century Fox Searchlight Pictures Film
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
bye-bye, buddy. - see you later
Yoeah, you know do not bring any present to Derrick.
We'll be closing in 10 minutes.
My finger has a heartbeat!
Michael, would you open this hatch for me, please? Sure!
You're probably here about the story.
we bring in Phillip Rivers
(DIAL TONE HUM, SIGH, DOORBELL CHIME) Poppins - hooray!
I got 1 idea, Buddy, that I'm especially psyched out of my mind about!
Okay, when you feel comfortable, you just jump into chalk pavement pictures and sing "Jolly Holiday"! Okay.
If he hasn’t figured out he has had ancestors by now, I don’t think he ever will
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Snuck into your sack at the Mary Poppins! Jumping into chalk drawings and singing "Jolly Holiday"!
Bye, Neanderf. Hope you find your dad.
They said you weren't gonna show up like Peter Pan, they told me so many times to watch Peter Pan!
But Buddy, he's in the park with Santa! Yes! Okay, but was that the typical English countryside as done by a true and loving hand? Okay.
SIX-FOOT BREATHING SPACE, HONEY
I'm in a other side And I'm Singing
You are so weird (EAT SPAGHETTI)
You bring us down a whole octave!
Remind you of anything? From Disney Movies such as Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, 101 Dalmatians, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Pinocchio, The Fox and the Hound and so much more!
Say it again? I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in! How long will that be?
You did it! Congratulations.
What did you actually see?
Code word is Santa's got a brand-new bag.
I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands.
that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas!
MARLIN'S McCUCUMBER
a minus 20
Time to Prepare for next election
Hey, look! What?
Great, what? You're gonna love it, it's fantastic!
Uh-oh! Gimme back my money! Give me my money!
Do you wanna go eat food?
Pizza!! Oh my god!!
[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS]
Yes, it is! No, it's not!
I love you Karina, you are the bestest
Cheerful Heart is coming to Stephenville
We've got power.
oh my god look at her bobrickerzones! oh god look at her bosushizones!
But, the 6th job, uh, some call it, uh, "the show", or, or "the big dance", it's the profession that every elf inspires to,
Why, of course I am. Ho-ho-ho.
Channel 3--code word is Momma needs a brand new bag!
No! But things we're out pretty good! Oh! In Mary Poppins, Mr. Banks and the Banks children went to the bank and sang "Fidelity Fiduciary Bank". After Mary, Bert and the Banks children went to Uncle Albert's House and sang "I Love to Laugh".
Santa must have called you.
- Good morning, Mr. Hobbs. - Morning, Sarah.
Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town.
When You Have Fallin' And You Can't Get Up
Well, I don't think it's any secret, Walter,
Creekside Voted We Have A Winner
- Remember me? - I do. I didn't recognize you.
- You wanna make me happy, don't you? - More than anything.
ate beef and cheese, worked in a shiny mailroom,
this thing is packed with genius ideas
When You Have Fallin' And You Can't Get Up
DlCK: Charlotte? Charlotte?
I know her!
but The people love the slop
My people estimate we're gonna post a minus 8 for this quarter.
Pitching getting takeout Instead of cooking the groceries we just bought
Uh, Mr. Finch, Eugene Dupree here!
(BUDDY LAUGH) Poppins - hooray!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! (LAUGH) (GASP)
and are in the the process of clearing it!
So, do you wanna go eat food and drink tea just like at Uncle Albert's house? JOVIE Do I wanna--- do I wanna to eat food and drink tea with Mary, Bert, the Banks children and Uncle Albert?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Walter, he's your son! (WALTER DISAGREE ABOUT BUDDY AND MICHAEL)
- I'm not kidding. - You're a fake.
beryl busted the faded ball in gearldine with her barley sugars and boxes and rings with faye and the flumperettes with the ballustrade. and she busted the charcoal briquettes and bad breath with the backshalls and the beauxbatons.
You Can't Sit Down And Get A Mary Poppins Chalk Drawing Storyboard Ready.
jackson stop being a bowpley! ok mom i'll stop bowping my bohoupioweuiperrings!
...you came in here pitching me the idea of hiring another writer?
You think some kid's gonna notice 2 pages? I mean, all they do is look at pictures!
Foreign contaminant.
MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom.
But the children love the ducks
- I told them the very same thing. - And no farms.
Well, I don't think it's any secret, Walter,
Well don’t be too late, Glenn. It’s Christmas Eve.
(BUDDY GASP) Poppins - hooray!
I'm in a store And I'm singing
[Jabbering]
-Does he have a big coat too? Go away!
Leon says New York is pretty different, Santa!
It's me on the intercom! Go ahead!
ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS
Me as a girlfriend:
We'll eat sugarplums and a Spoonful of Sugar helps the medicine go down and have gingerbread houses and we'll even paint eggs just like that!
Mmm! Oh! (BUDDY GASP ABOUT POUR SYRUP IN COFFEE IN A CUP) Poppins - hooray!
You should be on a Christmas card!
- Santa Claus. - Right.
This one has obviously gotten sloppy.
This is so true!
Navajo we learn how to fuck the puppies in language fucking chips,
DEB Sir, chuck in the mailroom needs to talk to you!
Miles, behave...
No more Miss nice girl
I was his adopted father.
Up on the railing! Up on the railing, step in Time! Up on the railing, step in Time! Never need a reason, never need a rhyme! Up on the railing, step in Time!
(Creaks Continues)
[GASPS]
[PHONE RINGS]
You bring that list back right now, you hear me?
I Don't that you're fukkin nuts, You're a bad motherfukkin influence T.Z.?
Sit still, so I can do the fingerprints, Buddy! Fingerprints?!? Yep!
@Mundofodechin
yes so be good for ya sexy mommy and she won't yell. believe me she dosen't wanna get there.
Time to start preparations for next election
(COO) Whoo! Poppins - hooray!
Bye, guys. See you. Bye, guys. See you.
Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend?
Breakthrough... Miles Finch's book!
Well, silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus, because Santa Claus is coming to town today! What?
Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing when he loves to laugh from Mary Poppins! Oh!
I said I know who I’m going to call. Katie Hobbs.
I know I sound like a broken record but we are buddies!
[SNORING]
BUDDY: I'm sorry I ruined your lives...
Wow, you're fast! I'm glad I caught up to you!
Get back to the story, please.
Red Candy Cane Fancy
Okay people, tomorrow morning... 8 a.m., EARLY VOTING BEGINS!!!
That's pretty good. A little too good
that you haven't exactly been there for him.
No, you're not. You're just moving your lips.
- Please, don't touch anything. - Sorry.
BUDDY: What is it?
I have no time, so, you know.... Uh, those flowers are for damp! No, fuck, no!
yes beryl biovectorette? what do you program? bus benches and flight plans.
I mean, I'm 26 years old, I've got nothing to show for it!
Branch!
BEST WAY TO SPREAD ITP CHEER IS ENFORCING RULES FOR ALL TO ADHERE
Scary noise
Police. Hello?
He’s not Santa Claus! He’s not Santa!
But the thing about Mary Poppins is, "I've never even left the North Pole"!
And the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight.
I saw you at the retreat. You're looking good.
I didn't mean anything I said back there, not a word! So, you have to summon a policeman by chance? No!
Your radiator is possessed
I’m in love! I don’t care who knows it!
Attaboy!
But look, let's remain a team, okay? Okay!
MING MING Hey, foom foom! Yes?
- He got mad at me. - Yes, he did. He did.
Michael, wait up.
But the children loved the books!
for one of my easter presents i wanna... make dairy milk with caramel CCS crumbs crispello mars bar bites.
Gotta hurry up, I'm double booked for the rest of the afternoon.
george don't spack me with culportazane! oh sorry faye try a little iodine instead that better? yes much thank you.
[Puffin Squealing]
Okay people, today is the day.... GREENHOUSE IS LAUNCHING!!
I'll put in a good word with the big man.
- What should we put on it first? MICHAEL: Lights.
- You know, we'll bounce back. We-- - No.
Thursday
No, Buddy, there's something I have to tell you right now. Um....
Francisco. Buddy. Francisco. Buddy.
DEB: Sir, Chuck in the mailroom needs to talk to you.
(Moan)
ADP Works is Coming
let's recite the code of the elves, shall we? Number 1!
Have a good day. Oh, I forgot to give you a hug.
You keep our CI running smoothly
You’re taking the fevers back? But the children love the fevers
yes beryl gougevialiable? what do you want? i want to gouge out gougenese.
- Really? - Really.
What’s a trust fund I want one
I eat more beans in a week than you've had your entire life.
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In a good way.
Ow! And a lovely thing, he is too! (LAUGH)
[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY GASPS]
Well, there are some things you should know! What is it?
I know her!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm 26 years old, I got nothing to show for it! That's great!
- What can I get you? - Don't tell him what you want.
my top two coders,my fun squad, say to sue thj into oblivion now also say to do thj on eq live?
Forecast says we ain't gonna see the sun until Thursday... Me: THURSDAY!!!
Right!
And I'll! I'll always be here for you! Go! Get!
Special talents, in fact, like... special talents? No!
10am tomorrow morning. He’s getting a new hip! New hip!!!! Oh my God!!!
You know, uh, the code.
Sally Omg
(WALK TO BUDDY) What are you doing down there, Buddy?
that was mung my natural stuff down to the sewer
The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero! Why? Because,
What is KCS? I want one!
Come with me! Come on! Okay! Right!
You done fukked up, call me Shorty one more motherfukkin time
Just keep your receipts! 10:00 a.m. tomorrow! 10:00 a.m. tomorrow! Santa's coming to town! Yes!
Have you seen this baby? She's ginormous!
The engine broke free of her mounts!
My favorite book of yours has gotta be gus' pickles! Uh, actually, my favorite book is Mary Poppins where she flies with the umbrella and bag! Wow!
Get back to work!
You sit on the throne of lies! And there is also some Mary Poppins in there! Let's get this house mess up.
Your eyes tell the story! That’s what I love about you!
[SHOES SQUEAKING]
What the fuck?
My people estimate we're gonna post a minus 8 for this QUARTER!
It’s not very shiny! Of course it’s not very shiny!
You're probably here about the, uh, story! Elves love to tell Mary Poppins stories! I--- I'll bet you didn't know that about elves!
We're gonna ship a new book the first quarter.
When my kids start sharing a room
I've got houses in LA, Paris, and Vail. Oh
Slap it on real quick! We've got to get going!
Oh, yeah, sure, he just got off the cell phone with me.
I'm in the flow. That's what got me here.
That's pretty good. A little too good
There's, uh, probably a lot of Mary Poppins things you-- you didn't know about elves! Another-- another interesting thing about elves is, uh, there are only 6 jobs available to an elf!
Santa! Oh, my God!
What's a candygram? I want one!
...you're awake, he knows when... "...there goes a clever gent", when Dukes and maharajahs past... ...because they take a little nip from ever flower...
- No? Oh. - No.
but the children love the books
THE PIUS NUN BE LIKE,,, ...SO LET'S LOVE THE BOOKS
that's so important you had to interrupt me? What?
Buddy, don't eat those.
crows would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the HDV's would get the crimping all smashed.