Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Surprisingly brilliant.
Old Ian and Poppy, you know, like the old days.
Hey, uh, just wondering, uh...
[theme music playing]
and applauding its thoughtless ending.
[shouting, indistinct]
I just went to my sister Jackie's for a couple days, you know,
Ian's gonna fight the Masked Man?
of betrayal.
This could be the biggest event in the history of Mythic Quest.
- No, no, no. - Masked Man,
That's a truck, you stupid...
[man speaking angrily, indistinct]
He's been interfering with gameplay,
- [David coughs] - Yeah.
Yeah, they're dorky, but so are you.
because we have no emotional attachment to him!
- You're happy. You're confident. - Mm-hmm.
A... And now he's disappeared.
[crowd gasping]
This is some caveman shit.
And I'm not gonna lie to you. They got everything.
Where's the white knight avatar with my face on it that you promised me?
Hey. Caught the feed.
[Ian groans]
I'm loving this new Poppy. I don't know what's going on, but I'm diggin' it.
but today I'm nostalgic for it.
[chuckles] You know? That's why it's perfect.
- All right. Can we do my plan? - Yeah.
People's personal information, their credit cards, their passwords.
Now, that's a fair question. And it's time that you knew the truth.
The pacing is ruined. There's no dramatic through line.
Complete with AI-trained animation cycles. So try not to get him disemboweled.
- Now you're saying it's a huge deal? - Yes.
[Ian] You may be able to defeat me with your special armor
He's the most sophisticated character rig I've ever made.
[whooping, cheering]