Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

being a corporate drone like you, then no thanks!

Oh, hey, big brother. Did you go apologize to Molly?

I like how you say "'kay."

Granted, you're smoking hot.

I think you will find their cuisine and service up to your standards.

Great. Coffee to number three!

My Aunt Flo is visiting.

Why don't I have you over for dinner.

Listen, Molly, would this be an awkward time to

Honestly, Moll, I never liked that Joel anyway.

I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to that.

Oh, my God! They'll put us out of business!

Let's talk about something happier, shall we?

What she actually said was, "Oh, God, Trevor, don't stop.

That is a crazy story!

Sure. What is it?

When Mom and Dad died, I had to sell that tire

that my inability to open my dream coffee shop was in many ways

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."

Please? Come on, I wanna fuck your mom.

Let me tell you a little story.

where I'm gonna meet an exciting new guy! So see you later.

have my own coffee place, "A Cup of Joel."

I wasn't gonna do this tonight, but

No. I'm sorry, no. I wouldn't.

Hmm, I guess that's why they call it

Are you breaking up with me?

The point of love is to get laid,

I know exactly what to do! Thank you, Bubby!

I came there to apologize to you,

The only thing I can guess

so the closest thing I had to a boyfriend was my dog, Charlie.

Um, well, not really, Eggman. I'm guessing

- Rhapsory. - Amasong.

He's so cute, Molly. Look at those dimples.

If you can't heat it up, then take half the poppy seeds out

So do you still read The Times?

That'll be $100,000 dollars. I'm just kidding. It's all free.

- Well, did you leave her a note? - No. Should I have?

so I went down there for the weekend.

Only in New York, right?

I can't do this.

Joel and I broke up last night.

She's exactly the type of person I could see myself falling in love with.

Joel, I know that. It was all over the news that year.

What's done is done.

Little brother, when are you gonna get your act together and get a job?

Let me tell you a little story. It's about bagels.

I'm gonna get a drink. Do you want one?

he's straight, single and cute. You should totally come.

You're sorry? Thought you were Joel.

And don't forget your clompy slippers and your floppy hat!

Hey Molly, I had such a great time the other night.

To my great chagrin.

Hey, Molly. It's Egg-flaps.

You're welcome.

So, uh, what do you do?

No! Hey, Molly. Pancakey.

Boy, does that guy have a pole up his ass or what?

Oh, I love my little shop, Wanda.

and characters that you fall in love with.

Completely unmongrelized.

- They came together. - Oh.

Like it was my fault!

I believe in fate, Joel.

- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.

Hungry? Why don't you try "starving."

Would you like to go for a burrito sometime with me?

always-dating-some-new- hot-chick guy!

No, Frank. It's too late for that.

I was an executive at Candy Systems and Research.

I don't know. It's probably just wishful thinking, right?