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Go see a doctor.
I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja.
Very well, Dr. Venture.
I don't think I'm the one in danger here.
All right, fine.
I wish I was old enough to hate him when he was alive!
Oh, and Brock?
How can we make your tomorrow better?
Can't we just use the puppet again?
Oh, you're real fun.
Why don't you ever flush?
I wish I was old enough to hate him when he was alive!
that beach ball you're packing down there...
That's beautiful, Billy.
This isn't freeze tag. You can't do that!
with robot cheetahs!
of the Unusual Torture Act.
I think you better give us a place to bed down.
I have to palpate the region.
They're mammals!
I have to palpate the region.
Go Team Venture!
Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males.
Or on the interweb.
and then, you know.
Towards the blinking light.
Conjectural Technologies.
Way to go, Billy. Nice job.
World domination.
- Hello. Come in, Monarch. - Go, go, go!
Or was he faking it?
Bye-bye.
in public...
You just keep pushing my buttons!
and you crack one open and the little nut is all dark...
A parasite.
your genitals are most likely dying.
The boy's with me now.
- We just had a little... - Party!
about a thousand times in those passive/aggressive Post-its...
It only happens to one in four thousand.
So that's like two gifts.
Why would you even do that?
Get the kid a change of clothes.
Suddenly it just felt like someone kicked me in the rocks...
I blame myself.
Numbers Eighteen, Thirty-Eight, Forty, and Thirty-One...
You're my arch enemy!
Nurse, prep the patient and shave the region.
That was Dr. Venture.
It's not like that's loaded or anything.
What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
The screen says you just lost another unit.
Just didn't.
Billy, 'fess up to the boy.
That's the super adult term my teenage sons use...
This isn't any fun for me, either.
Well, l...
Smurfs don't lay eggs!
of the Unusual Torture Act.
Billy, you gotta do it.
I've brought you a Zuni fetish doll for being such a brave little trooper.
Billy, if you push the start button...
Twenty-Seven!
Well, he said it first. It just slipped out.
A warm freezer pop. How thoughtful.
Over and out!