Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

but at his funeral she said,

So, now I have to comfort her, which is annoying,

and I'm like, "It's fine. It's fine.

Jesus Christ, we were in the intensive care unit.

And I remember one time, a fan asked me,

and it suddenly dawned on me; hot cock on a rock,

Let you guys figure that one out for yourselves. [gulps]

Sooner or later, you need to learn

Because now I know I will never have a mother

And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal,

Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that?

Was that because the show was making a statement,

They had something to long for.

And you didn't even realize it until that chance went away.

"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."

Nicely done. You know, I was a little worried

Is that what you meant, Mom?

for all the shitty things he ever did in his stupid worthless life.

Suddenly, you realize you'll never have the good relationship you wanted,

Not, "How are you doing today?" No. "Are you having an awesome day?"

where she looked in my direction and said, "I see you."

these very rare, brief instances,

[music playing over radio]

Okay? This is a funeral, sir, for my mother.

I think she was talking to me, but, honestly,