Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

I'm your son.

I understood how to please that woman,

-[vehicle approaching] -[grunting]

I want to tell about my parents when they die.

-[groaning] -[mourners gasping]

and kind, and forgiving.

it's a weird thing to feel at 54 years old,

That even though your parents aren't what you need them to be,

Why don't you leave the comedy to the professionals?

despicable woman he married... took flight.

I would like to think that's what she meant

She was really good at dispensing life lessons,

that I made her life a little bit brighter.

because my mom died."

So, here I am, being your mother,

Like, "You might have the rest of the world fooled,

But, then again, mostly not. Mostly you're drowning.

and get her ears pierced, like she's always wanted and--

God, whatever I'm paying you, it's too much.

Now, that's a good story about my mother.

but he always came out to see Mom dance.

Because, if I'm being honest, she wasn't really looking at me,

[blows nose]

because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry.

he would challenge to a duel, anyone in the world.