Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

Mom?

I was in the hospital with her those last moments,

Nicely done. You know, I was a little worried

[people murmuring]

Dad hated the parties. He'd lock himself in the study,

Thaaaaank youuuuu?

Well. No point beating a dead horse.

Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that?

[clearing throat]

At least with Penn and Teller, the quiet one does card tricks.

In all the shots of the horse,

This woman at the Jack in the Box didn't even know me.

she never even picked up the little noise and snot factory!

Because, if I'm being honest, she wasn't really looking at me,

And when it got canceled,

"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."

You know, the first time I ever performed in front of an audience,

Any one of us could get run over by a Snapchatting teen at any moment.

I swear to God the only thing you'd be thinking about right now

It's not true, but it's a good story, right?

Sooner or later, you need to learn

but when they do it at such a volume you can hear it through the door,

in which you suddenly remember... you can swim.

Is this Funeral Parlor B?

When your father dies, you ask yourself a lot of questions.