Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

because it would make me look like Albert Brooks.

I mean, I don't want to embarrass you, by making this eulogy into a me-logy,

Pearls are for ladies.

Seriously, hold your applause.

And as a child who was completely terrified of both my parents,

How I was needy and a burden and an embarrassment.

All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other,

part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you,

but my days are so screwed up 'cause of the shooting schedule,

even though so much of my life has been wasted in vain attempts to figure it out.

[flashback]

-[horn honking] -[tires screeching]

I gotta say, I'm really carrying this double act.

these very rare, brief instances,

Uh, she was born in 1938. She died in 2018.

[sighs]

who was as batshit as he was and took him up on the offer.

Now, it's one thing for a woman to weep,

that small act of kindness showed more compassion

Can you show a little respect?

Yes, yes, I see you. Get in. Get in.

He was so certain this book was his legacy.

All I had was you!

But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day,

"Won't they be sorry."