Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

And she's a good mother for teaching you that.

"No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot."

Really makes you think, though, huh?

Or maybe she'd think it was funny that her idiot son

One gets carried in a basket, the other gets buried in a casket!

That even though your parents aren't what you need them to be,

You can't depend on anyone.

to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas.

It feels mean, like,

It's like Becker.

but, not looking where he was going,

It's an odd realization that it's the thing you've been missing,

Nothing to contribute? Knock once if you're proud of me.

So, here I am, being your mother,

like if I'm not having an "awesome day," suddenly I'm the negative one.

because her friends were having a dorkiest date contest?

Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now, I guess.

No, it's good to know that I am the only one that I can depend on.

So... it's good my mother is dead.

One time, she went to a parade,

you made the mistake of making your mother.

if you're still working your way through it.

It had all the right pieces, but it just-- It couldn't put them together.

than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life.

and I've kinda got somewhere to be,