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...destroy the allegations against me
the British dick who invented the Internet,
Oh, God!
You alienate them, and you'll be dead somewhere before New Hampshire.
and the brave men and women...
- Selina. - It's Madam Vice President.
You take that. Okay, this way?
Yes. Exactly. What about France?
How long is Craig gonna be held up?
Aw, it's a space toilet.
Yeah.
Okay? Call me back if I shouldn't go with it.
But I've been drinking that frack water,
Yes, sir. Kent Davison on line three.
But today I am honored to welcome the Vice President of the United States,
they don't belong in the same sentence. They don't.
everyone now seems to think
I just had a bellyful of Chung this morning.
MeetMeyer.com. Everything you wanted to know about Selina Meyer
Or a Wone.
Right now, the public is interested
Now we're milking a cow.
It's a comedy thing where they
Yeah, Amy, Fracking Lady. Want me to get her in here or shut her down?
So who was that fucking me? Was that Jeremy Irons?
- Hi. - Now, Selina...
It's got all these buttons that freak me out,
It's like the rain forest, isn't it?
- This is Gracie. - Look, here, look!
No, I think they're onto something here.
- Gary, are you all right? - I'm fine, I'm fine.
Selina, you need to say Smartch.
- It's Madam Vice President. - I'm sorry. Madam Vice President.
We're having a very serious conversation
And the issues are complex.
His site's been blowing up all day. Who is that guy?
Hence, Smartch.
- You are going to love this. - It's a little on the loud side, guys.
I do it every... Damn it.
Because unlike your boss, his day-to-fuck-up ratio isn't one to one.
Recap. Tablets... cool.
here... and go have a great time somewhere else.
and... I'm a grown-up.
suitable for work, please.
They think they're kings of America.