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It's like I'm supposed to wear a hairnet

Oh, yeah? Is that what I think it is?

TINA:They galloped along the endless sand,

to pay the bank, and then that's it.

Come on. Let's go to the front gate, and try to cut 'em off.

♪♪ I'll do the thing eighth graders do

BOB: Okay, uh, do we go back out now?

You'll get used to it.

I don't know. One time I saw him crumple a receipt

How do I step to Chloe,

I don't see any orange veggies.

(IN NORMAL VOICE) I won't. Don't worry.

Nothing’s Coming Out My Fucking Ass I Feel Like I Fucking Need To Take A Shit But I Can’t. I, Think, I, Need, Some, Goddamn, Laxatives

Customers need that, usually,

Finish passing out these flyers?

I don't even know how that works.

No, I'm just here 'cause I'm trapped inside this booth.

You down in that scary hole.

BELCHERS: Huh. TINA: Right.

I love all of you, too.

(DOG CARNIE GRUNTS) Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

a fucking exterminator said he's gonna clean up the goddamn condoms & liquid shit for us.

This is not working.

GROVER: ...the kind of thing they think is funny.

Quack, quack! Quack, quack! Quack, quack! Quack, quack! Quack, quack! Quack, quack! Quack, quack! Quack, quack!

Okay. I'm so proud of you. LOUISE: Don't say

♪♪ But not a ring 'cause that's cray-cray

Hey! Get out of here! Get out of here, go!

And don't make this a thing. It's been a stressful day.

I'm feeling suddenly like I love fractions.

I want you all to know how much I love you.

I don't know why we didn't put that on in the first place.

And their bikes were by some stairs.

Lin, we have to pay the bank.

Can I get the toothpick back when you're done?

LOUISE: I think it's how he gets his meals

Uh, all right. If he's not back there,

Ms. Labonz, will you go to my office

Mr. Fischoeder doesn't let him play lucky ducky

Okay, Department of Education.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

♪♪ But I'm feeling evil today ♪♪

(GASPS) Maybe he just remembered

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(WHISPERS) Bob, are those the kids' bikes?

and get Security Blanket Hank

♪♪ Dropped my hopes into the ocean

(YELLING) Olive bar!

We really lost him this time, right?

I go on it with Dad.

That doesn't make any sense.

Louise. It's fine, it's fine.

I mean, I held it together

Is another day I give myself a little liquid shitting

You're not looking up. There you go.

(SIGHS) I don't know.

No one came in today. I know.

This baby can even play books on tape.

I’m going to sleep, Good night.

♪♪ Summer of our lives

(ALL GRUNT, LAUGH)

♪♪ Just who I turn out to be ♪♪ Just what we turned out to be

Could our band borrow this when we headline

♪♪ Metal wheels on metal tracks

Which is crazy. Totally.

BOB: Oh, God. Kids, hold on.

What? Tina, get your head outta your boobs.

my reaction to cult of the lamb

(CLICKING TONGUE) Ah, I'm good.

It was in my mouth, Tina!

Okay. It’s just that I…

(ALL SCREAMING)

Oh My Fucking God, I’m Trying To Take A Fuxkin

Good. Anyway, this is Grover Fischoeder

♪♪ It really stinks

FELIX AND CALVIN: ♪♪ We're drivin g on the sidewalk ♪♪

(GULPS) Mmm. So good.

and maybe an apron for me

Oh. ZEKE: Rolling, rolling.

BOB: Does anyone wanna talk about

How are these baby-ish?

and I wear these frickin' ears.

I don't know why she still wears that thing.

(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING) Scooter (1985) - S09 E07 Creepy Crawl October 28, 1993

Oh My Fucking God, Why The Fuck Am I Having The Shits? Make It Stop Make It Stop Make It Stop Make It Stop, Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch

♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la ♪♪

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You were? Yeah.

"Things Are Gonna Be Okay Burger."

TEDDY: Hugo the health inspector?

There he is. See?

"where no one can find it." Sure.

GENE: You have teeth? ROBOT: Yeah, I think so.

A-well-a bird, bird ,bird, the bird is the word!

Uh, yeah. That's true.

This was our daycare center-slash-bar.

Yeah, we'd like some mail, please.

Oh, let's play that game

(DRAMATICALLY) Six years.

Hmm, I think we might have gotten

Isn't it the weirdest shaped tooth you've ever seen?

We, uh, wanted to ask you some questions.

I agree with Felix.

Yeah. But to throw it back on us?

BOB: You might have been right about your way being faster.

Can we get traditional Thai street food

I want to get one like that for my niece.

face trial, prove your innocence,

♪♪ Get all the luck ♪♪ It really sucks

We can hear you from our planet

Hey! Oh, Louise,

No, thank you. Yes, thank you.

I've never eaten outside before.

No, no, no. Why? Why?

and accuse a carnie of killing another carnie?

Well, it's gonna make other people happy, too.

Tina. Psst! TINA: (WHISPERING) What?

♪♪ Of cute and fluffy, very burny

You are going to stay in this country,

(BOTH SCREAMING) Worm Infection (1985)

(ALL STRAINING QUIETLY)

Why are you looking at me like that? Like I farted?

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We are the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!

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Why can't restaurants move around, you know?

Well, whoever it was, they were murdered to death,

and anything from the left side of the middle section

A-ha! There you fucking go. They have a goddamn suspect.

BOB: Do you not remember it that way?

(GASPS) It made me think of you.

(WHISPERS) We did that really well.

Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?

(CHEERING) GENE: What a journey!

We're not. Okay, but you are.

I mean, I wish you had more police with you.

while gambling with carnies on a stormy night, huh?

And that's Mr. Fischoeder's golf cart.

It's so great you have kids here.

You have seven days to make your payment

ZEKE: I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! Come on.

Excellent for storage under piers.

in the first place,

Yes, it runs on tokens.

That's our job. We sneak up on you.

BOB: Oh, crap. Are you kidding me?

on the top of your car.

♪♪ And give it to him and explain

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, nobody wants to solve this crime,

♪♪ In the zone Yeah!

We could get fined.

I know carnies don't wear cufflinks.

Stay the fuck low, follow my goddamn lead. Try the fuck to look like dumbass, nasty ass diarrhoea alley rubbish.

Not onto a family. No, far from it.

♪♪ Oh, my heart, it does a crazy little dance

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has been fucking identified

Hey, Mr. Mopey,

Gracefully tumble in while screaming?

We can get ice cream any time we want.

above a dead body this whole time.

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

FITZ: Yeah, we never found those burger people.

(BOTH GRUNT) BOB: Oh, God.

BOB: What the...

No, no, no, no, you should talk to him now.

I love you too, Mom.

You pressed the ouchies button?

GENE: Do you need your workout mix? If you had one?

♪♪ Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined

Cops don't dance around like that.

Mr. Fischoeder did it, who did?

Uh, Felix, is that a stain on the back of your outfit?

Carousel horses!

I’m Just Gonna Watch Some Fucking Toto’s Kindergarten Without My Parents Know…. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

I'm gonna call him one more time.

Yes, boy Bob child. (LOUISE SIGHS)

There's more beer and yelling

since we're dying. (ALL GROAN)

It's some fucking cotton candy, a goddamn picture, a motherfucking candle & a fucking duck

Outdoor, before school, emergency kid meeting?

to not take advantage of these prices.

LINDA: Aw, banner. I love banners.

Don't sneak up on a cop.

And we were pretending that we work here,

♪♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Okay, uh, call me back. Thank you. Bye.

So, bad news, the burger cart fell apart.

(GRUNTS HAPPILY)

LOUISE: You know. You gave them to me

GENE: I want a moving dish balcony.

rar, mar, head.

You see, when our father bought the pier,

I heard on the radio that the baby could be born tonight.

(LOUISE GROWLS) (GASPS)