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As long as you've got this, you've always got a friend.
[gunshots fired]
[gunshots]
with this mechanical fossil?
-[beeping] -This one! This one...
Come on, big guy! Give papa some action.
You never recognized my talent!
Yep, the top of Wayne tower is the safest bar in town.
But she doesn't trust me enough to love me back.
I'm so sorry!
Why couldn't you have just died?
It's basically impenetrable.
-[yawns] -So, my place or yours?
If you like that, I got plenty more jokes.
But, you know, then I woke up and I don't remember the rest.
I meant where do you want the third squad, sir?
That's animal appropriation.
So, you're just gonna escape?
-and certainly not with the likes of you. -[thief] Oh, sugar.
[yells]
everything else is cloudy.
[explodes]
but I'm havin' a night and wanna be able to return this dress.
You wanna call her, maybe?
I'm unbelievably happy with my wonderful girlfriend.
But I wanna fly the plane.
It was great. It was so great. Emotionally low stakes, you know.