Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yes! - Oh, yeah!

Well, that garbage can, that's monitored, 24-7.

Hubie, I've been in love with you since the first grade.

You are grounded for the next six months.

What'd you ask me out here for, Hubie?

It's kinda evil, but stick with me.

Right now, I'm in dire need of the most perspicacious advice

Oh, you just keep a log. A very detailed log.

…this town is as full of bullies now as it ever was in the 1600s.

Do you know the quickest way to Wallace Orchard?

Hey, you missed. The yolk's on you.

I should've left with the others, 'cause I have no idea where I am.

Are you hittin' on me?

If you can play the theme song

Something suspicious.

Happy Halloween.

Boy, that was quite a tumble you took there, fella.

- Okay. - It's such a…

If you feel like you've done all you can, or you feel like you're in danger,

Violet Valentine.

Did that darn skeleton frighten you again, Hubie?

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We can do this the easy way or the paddle way. It's up to you.

Listen to me. It's time to worry about yourself.

So, maybe boner donor means I donate mistakes.

Can you trace it now?

To me, that's a great deal, but it's also a riot waiting to happen.

The family has invited you all to a luncheon.

Hubie, do be mine.

- Garbage can? - Yeah. Tin Man.

Okay. You want some soup?

Were those your feces on the newspaper, Mr. Lambert?

Could you say the same?

Well, you can't even thank him without insulting him.

The night is young. Appreciate you being nice to me.

- Ah. Look at those purple mums. - Mom planted those.

Ooh. My belly just said yes for the both of us.

But Hubie uses big words, and they come out so natural for him.

Are you a human being, or are you a moon-crazed beast

My parents got me a royal princess dress from the Disney Store.

with nature's fireworks lighting up the night sky.

Also, happy Valentine's Day.

I suggest we cancel the fireworks show immediately.

Anyone in town who seems like they might actually enjoy talking to you.

I don't. Who is he? One of your boyfriend?

and I look like a California raisin?

Wasn't plannin' on it. Hey, Dot.

Oh, no. They got Father Dave.

Have a seat, man.

- What? - Hello?

It was funny, 'cause not many people know where that shortcut is.

This Richard Hartman thing has got you jumpy as hell.

- Okay. - Hubie, I will lock you up.

I had this nightmare I was talking to an idiot.

How we doing, guys?

Hey, Steve. It's Kenny Fonda with the Westford PD.

I think so. Is he a good guy?

And you drop that log right here.

And this is chicken gumbo with a hair dryer.

You should go as a girl who doesn't even know who her real parents are.

All right, we gotta get these guys back to the mental institution.

My name is Hubie Dubois, and I am here to tell you that Halloween is fun,

I give you free hot water for your dehydrated soup sometimes.

Halloween central.

Hmm. Yeah. Well, maybe after my mom comes home, I'll... I'll try to swing by.

You son of a...

You're always thinking of everyone else and never of yourself.

And the most important thing is

- I just think that... - Trick-or-treat, smell my feet.

And didn't you testify against him, Steve?

for my attitude yesterday at the deli counter.

Hold your fire until my command.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought 'cause of the thermos.

And I am so proud at how hard you work

Now, it's Halloween. In Salem.

But what has to be done, has to be done.

but sounds like a good idea to cuddle up with someone special

Take care of your children! I'm gonna steal a boat!