Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it's not right what those hooligans did.

Well, I woke up 'cause the animals sounded agitated,

Please hate Sausage Party (2016), Escape from Planet Earth (2013), Planet 51 (2009), A Serbian Film (2010) These movies are so annoying and disgusting and overrated like Cuties (2020) as shit

Maybe if I wasn't such a scaredy-cat like mom was sayin',

Okay, Hubie. It's showtime. Remember, we're lookin' for a confession.

{\an8}This has been a magical night in Salem, Massachusetts.

Please, Hubie! Oh, my God!

Scary ghost. Yes.

Maybe you should go as a butt-faced, red-haired piece of dog puke

What's the desperate sicko's name?

There was nobody left at the station. We had to.

Last night, I thought I felt a little draft. So…

- Isn't that Woodsy the Owl? - No, he was Tootsie Pops.

- Hubie! - Hubie!

to the Halloween Carnival tonight for the petting zoo.

- And me. - And me.

That makes sense.

I did call the hotline 100 times,

You wanna help me frost 'em?

But I was going to get popcorn earlier,

Tonight's temperatures will dip below 28 degrees!

- But… - Okay.

Is he inside your feces?

I'm gonna invite you and Mom over for dinner once I get my kitchen set up,

{\an8}What the what?

And happy Halloween.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you kicked his ass. Come on.

And a few blocks over, we got a street fair.

- Do you think we could trace the number? - I don't need to. Caller ID.

So, you seem a little stressed. I mean, what can I do to help ya out?

Wow, that is badass.

Eighty-five percent of the tourism dollars spent in this town

Give to the less fortunate. Does anyone know what less fortunate is?

Is anyone out there? Sound off!

to try to find him and convince him to come back.

You don't have to be scared anymore.

Terrific costumes, guys. Especially yours, Cooky.

I think he means a lycanthrope.

No. He... You know, he's just...

You see, basically, doing a door-to-door candy etiquette.

- What a bunch of jerks. - Should we go tell him it's a prank?

There's a time and a place for hijinks!

- Let's kill him! - Yeah! Yeah!

No, I would never hurt anybody. I...

{\an8}Ah, the good old days.

I'm guessing…

They didn't know I had an extension. I'm so sorry, Mr. Tayback.

No Girls Trip (2017) Rough Night (2017)

Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads-up.

I'm jealous of Hubie being able to be himself.

to our attention over the years.

are here to make sure that kids without parents end up with a mom anyways.

And that word is…

- Yeah, I heard you the first time. - Yeah, I said it twice, it's important.

I hate Cuties (2020) A Serbian Film (2010) and We Are Zombies (2023). These movies are so annoying and disgusting and overrated like Escape from Planet Earth (2013)

What are you cleaning up? Did you have an accident?

No, this is good.

People die every day, dummy. They don't skip holidays.

How 'bout you thank the man?

{\an8}"Most likely to marry his pillow." Still don't get that one.

Why did his mom have to kill Peanut the pig?

- Show us what you've got. - Please. Let's see it. Oh, my God.

My dad, you know, he died unexpected,

I hope you've made all the necessary preparation

Think you've been watching too many scary movies, Noah Beleno

- Hubie, what do you want? - Hey, Officer Steve.

How old are you?

Oh, you gonna bring up my mama in front of the police, huh?

Are those pee stains?

Ready for trick-or-treating and all the spooky stuff.

Happy Halloween!

This is a direct order from the AUU.

About an hour ago, I got a strange report

She come in the house and broke all the furniture.

- Which party? - One manly black coffee.

- Off how? - Well, I know you, Hubie Dubois.

Great, Freddie Mercury.

Oh, and you two. You guys are gonna be hittin' the parties later,

Oh, well, I don't worry about me. I worry about my kids.

{\an8}- Excuse me. May I say something? - Yes. Please, go ahead.

That man on the radio sounds like the guy who talked to us in the cafeteria today.