Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a direct order from the AUU.

So, you seem a little stressed. I mean, what can I do to help ya out?

{\an8}Ah, the good old days.

- Which party? - One manly black coffee.

{\an8}What the what?

- Let's kill him! - Yeah! Yeah!

Ready for trick-or-treating and all the spooky stuff.

No. He... You know, he's just...

Well, it's not right what those hooligans did.

Oh, you gonna bring up my mama in front of the police, huh?

How old are you?

She come in the house and broke all the furniture.

Give to the less fortunate. Does anyone know what less fortunate is?

They didn't know I had an extension. I'm so sorry, Mr. Tayback.

Scary ghost. Yes.

There was nobody left at the station. We had to.

No, this is good.

My dad, you know, he died unexpected,

Last night, I thought I felt a little draft. So…

Is anyone out there? Sound off!

- What a bunch of jerks. - Should we go tell him it's a prank?

Well, I woke up 'cause the animals sounded agitated,

- Do you think we could trace the number? - I don't need to. Caller ID.

Terrific costumes, guys. Especially yours, Cooky.

Please hate Sausage Party (2016), Escape from Planet Earth (2013), Planet 51 (2009), A Serbian Film (2010) These movies are so annoying and disgusting and overrated like Cuties (2020) as shit

That makes sense.

People die every day, dummy. They don't skip holidays.

How 'bout you thank the man?

Why did his mom have to kill Peanut the pig?

Oh, and you two. You guys are gonna be hittin' the parties later,

to the Halloween Carnival tonight for the petting zoo.

Tonight's temperatures will dip below 28 degrees!

Oh, well, I don't worry about me. I worry about my kids.

No, I would never hurt anybody. I...

You don't have to be scared anymore.

And a few blocks over, we got a street fair.

to try to find him and convince him to come back.

- Hubie! - Hubie!

- Hubie, what do you want? - Hey, Officer Steve.

And happy Halloween.

- Off how? - Well, I know you, Hubie Dubois.

That man on the radio sounds like the guy who talked to us in the cafeteria today.

I'm guessing…

There's a time and a place for hijinks!

And that word is…

Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads-up.

Maybe you should go as a butt-faced, red-haired piece of dog puke

- Show us what you've got. - Please. Let's see it. Oh, my God.

are here to make sure that kids without parents end up with a mom anyways.

- But… - Okay.

{\an8}- Excuse me. May I say something? - Yes. Please, go ahead.

About an hour ago, I got a strange report

Happy Halloween!

Wow, that is badass.

What's the desperate sicko's name?

to our attention over the years.

Are those pee stains?

I did call the hotline 100 times,

You see, basically, doing a door-to-door candy etiquette.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you kicked his ass. Come on.

Please, Hubie! Oh, my God!

Great, Freddie Mercury.

{\an8}"Most likely to marry his pillow." Still don't get that one.

I hate Cuties (2020) A Serbian Film (2010) and We Are Zombies (2023). These movies are so annoying and disgusting and overrated like Escape from Planet Earth (2013)

Think you've been watching too many scary movies, Noah Beleno

{\an8}This has been a magical night in Salem, Massachusetts.

Okay, Hubie. It's showtime. Remember, we're lookin' for a confession.

No Girls Trip (2017) Rough Night (2017)

- Isn't that Woodsy the Owl? - No, he was Tootsie Pops.

Maybe if I wasn't such a scaredy-cat like mom was sayin',

Is he inside your feces?

But I was going to get popcorn earlier,

- And me. - And me.

You wanna help me frost 'em?

I'm jealous of Hubie being able to be himself.

Eighty-five percent of the tourism dollars spent in this town

I hope you've made all the necessary preparation

What are you cleaning up? Did you have an accident?

I think he means a lycanthrope.

I'm gonna invite you and Mom over for dinner once I get my kitchen set up,

Look at me I can be centerfield

- Yeah, I heard you the first time. - Yeah, I said it twice, it's important.