Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you go pee pee while you sleepy huh?

The transformation is complete.

This is not your fault!

My God, it's just... It's just a little kid!

Well, I had to take out my two new sisters, remember?

A luncheon at the, uh, Captain's Table on Foster Street. Thank you.

Ready, Willing and able.

You knew that high school kid from the corn maze was missing.

The Andersons used to throw garbage into my bedroom window.

Megan, you call your parents.

You're a good friend, man.

- Dubois. - Dubois.

Well, I think boner's another word for a mistake.

We need to talk.

- He's the nicest. - You said this already.

Now, see, that does it for me.

That is not on the menu tonight.

We're just trying to raise money for our school.

- Shut up! - Shut it!

Sorry. Werewolf Treatment Center.

Scheduled to come to the Creature Double Feature.

Sorry, freshman.

I'm getting a location. Steve, look at this.

There's a Walter Lambert buried right near my grandpa in the Pine Street Cemetery.

Oh, Hubie. Don't go out there tonight.

Thanks. I learned it all from my mother, who's right behind you.

So, drop a log in a garbage can?

Listen, give me a minute head start,

- Oh, and, uh… - Yes?

Now, that turns me on.

is just some name that he got off a tombstone on his way into town.

- Not a crime to buy eggs or toilet paper. - Oh, yeah. That goes without saying.

- Well, at least everybody's safe. - No one in Salem is safe tonight.

Mr. Hennessy. How's night school?

We fell for that twice in one night.

I'm gonna kick your ass for this, Lester.

And have your costumes all picked out.

That's why I played T-ball till I was 25.

Richard Hartman.

I was in love with our teacher.

Why he talk about his boner?

I can't believe it's finally Halloween.

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You can pass it out to the kids.

Sorry to bother you, mayor, but it's important.

Not a costume? Okay. My boner.

So, any intel that you have, it's gonna get to us. We'll know about it.

Hi. Can I get a black coffee?

We gotta expect a scare here or there. Kids being kids.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

You have a girlfriend?

Okay. Handle your high.

Now, Tommy, you call your mother. Let her know you're home.

Some people's purpose is to make sure all the streets are clean.

- Do we do... - Get out of here!

Is the fight over? Did I win?

we used to finish our band practice and shoot right through there.

But what kid would wanna pet a pig that look like that?

Yeah, you just missed the best part!

Yeah. Hubie seems to be around a lot of people before they go missing.

And so, another Halloween has come to Salem.

Did you send backup to my residence to have eyes on my mother? Over.

Can you help me down?

We have a special presentation today in lieu of recess.

Could any of you take the abuse you dish out to my Hubie?

in any way whatsoever. And...

How would somebody detect such a situation?

Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos.

Oh, well, look at this. I cannot believe we have this.

You got a dog, Mr. Lambert?

- 'Cause you got a big heart. - Thanks.

The power of observation, the ability to blend in.

is Salem's Official Volunteer Halloween Helper,

Now, I know that Halloween is very special to you, sweet boy.

Give them something to do while they're waiting.

Well, Steven, let's talk turkey.

Hey! Easy, Mikey. My sister's a freshman.

Take me, evil one! Just do not harm the child!

We'll get through it together here on…

And now, Wake Up Boston's Tracy Phillips is live with the Mayor of Salem,

My mom wouldn't break up the furniture

We gonna eat Peanut tonight!

So, if you run out of soup and you need a refill, just stop by the diner.